Well, Hello! by
Adamantine
on 2011-03-29 23:48:00 UTC
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Wow, a spork! It's so... shiny!
Anyway, have a star for sailing tall ships, a can of dehydrated water, and... well, I'm out of vorpal swords, so have a Snickers snack.
And if you get those references, you may kick me.
Hello! by
Silikat
on 2011-03-29 07:29:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board! Have a pet cat, a steel rat, a tinfoil hat and an overly large gnat.
Greetings! by
The 9th Blue Mage
on 2011-03-29 01:02:00 UTC
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Here, have some snacks and water! You might need get hungry or thirsty while you're lurking!
Behold the Newbie! by
Sonne
on 2011-03-29 00:47:00 UTC
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Hi there! Take a piece of bread; it's homemade.
Good to have you a-Board! by
doctorlit
on 2011-03-29 00:05:00 UTC
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Welcome, new friend! Help yourself to a venomous arthropod. Don't worry, they don't bite!
First plover! by
Tawaki
on 2011-03-28 22:40:00 UTC
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Let's see if the Board actually accepts the post this time.
*sniffs Newbie, and strokes chin* by
L'Homme Arbre
on 2011-03-28 22:14:00 UTC
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Well well well. I was wondering when we'd get to see you. SttQ spoke very highly of you indeed; if you're half the writer she says you are, I for one will be more than satisfied. Have a fuzzy scarf for thy pains.
P.S. Which department are you thinking of putting Agents in, if any?
Welcome, brilliant author! by
Gamma
on 2011-03-28 21:51:00 UTC
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I read Fade to Black and loved it!
Have a few mechanical pencils and a disposable camera, they're sure to come in useful at one point or another!
Hello New Lurker! by
OpinionedAngel
on 2011-03-28 14:36:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
Don't worry, I don't bite... much.
Ahoi Thar! by
Tranum
on 2011-03-28 13:50:00 UTC
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Have a conical hat! It's got tin foil and duct tape in it, so it keeps the conspiracy theorists out and deflects bullets!*
*conical hat does not actually deflect bullets.
Have a Giant Cake! by
WikiMaster
on 2011-03-28 11:10:00 UTC
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No occasion, just felt like giving one.
Oh! Hello! by
Aster Corbett
on 2011-03-28 10:36:00 UTC
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Here, have a hat. It's knit from only the finest spun pelts of Cute Animal Friends.
Sure to keep you warm in the coldest of soul-wrenching badfic.
Welcome! by
Teddy Leach
on 2011-03-28 10:34:00 UTC
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Hey there! Have this... *rummages around in his pockets* This drink coaster!
*waves* Hello. by
Jacer
on 2011-03-28 09:26:00 UTC
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You have undoubtedly by now received a notification of my subscription to your sequel, if FF isn't messing up alerts. :D
Pleased to meet you, I'm Calyn. At least on FF. Here I am Jacer. Obviously. Dur.
Ooh. Sporks. *takes spork*
Here! *throws a package of hamburgers, package of buns, bottle of barbecue sauce, and grilling utensils at you* Go have a BBQ on that tall ship of yours.
Unless you're vegetarian. In that case, they are veggie burgers.
Have fun!
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Welcome, here's a tall ship. by
Khajidu
on 2011-03-28 08:32:00 UTC
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Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQ parties!