Potential Tenth Walker Alert -- the Suethor hasn't gotten to Rivendell yet, but the way this fic is going I'll bet a hot fudge sundae her Sue joins up.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6693370/1/WithoneStep

The Sue is Aragorn's daughter/Arwen's niece, a telepath, can change into a wolf, and has a pet dragon hatchling.

Sweet Aslan defend us.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5335231/1/AnotherHeartCalls

Words cannot express my abject RAGE. What she DOES to Ramandu's Daughter. She has Reepicheep in Narnia after VDT. She brings Susan back for a love triangle with Caspian and "Hera." Susan's apparently now dead in England. "Hera" apparently hates Aslan and is evil underneath her prettiness. Lucy's having dreams. There are still evil "Telamarines" in Narnia. And she just brought Peter back, I think.

SOMEONE KILL IT. Before I do something nasty to the author.

Out of curiosity, I looked at the author's profile and found that they had posted what looks like the true first chapter of this story in a separate file here.

Also, if there's going to be a posse gathered, then I'd be more than willing to throw Agents Lee and Ian's names in if they're not busy at the time.

We're gonna need a DOGA agent for part of this -- there's an elven village at the top of a ten mile tall tree that needs to be removed.

"I …..I … am … Frodo Bakkings and this is the Shire in the 6th era."

I... There are no words.