Subject: Re: Interesting in the sporking...
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Posted on: 2011-03-17 18:19:00 UTC
I followed Pretzel's link, and apparently this is supposed to be pre-LOTR. Where the author got the idea that LOTR was Sixth Age is anyone's guess.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/667657/1/Theamletof_lunai
I couldn't get past the first chapter. It is rated K.
Potential Tenth Walker Alert -- the Suethor hasn't gotten to Rivendell yet, but the way this fic is going I'll bet a hot fudge sundae her Sue joins up.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6693370/1/WithoneStep
The Sue is Aragorn's daughter/Arwen's niece, a telepath, can change into a wolf, and has a pet dragon hatchling.
Her name is VANYA? Okay, as somebody who made that exact mistake in the past and got called on it, there's no way she has that name.
Also, the dragon? ... O.o This is perfect for further torturing my poor DMS agent. This is so my fic. Claimed.
~Neshomeh
I confused "Vanya" with "Vana"--my mistake. So, she gets back the points I'd deducted for stealing a Vala's name. I doubt if it will be enough to redeem her, though.
~Neshomeh
Sweet Aslan defend us.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5335231/1/AnotherHeartCalls
Words cannot express my abject RAGE. What she DOES to Ramandu's Daughter. She has Reepicheep in Narnia after VDT. She brings Susan back for a love triangle with Caspian and "Hera." Susan's apparently now dead in England. "Hera" apparently hates Aslan and is evil underneath her prettiness. Lucy's having dreams. There are still evil "Telamarines" in Narnia. And she just brought Peter back, I think.
SOMEONE KILL IT. Before I do something nasty to the author.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/853619/1/IZhayaStrangertoBarovia
Definite Sue -- she's bonded as tightly to the Land as Strahd is, which is flat-out impossible. However, everything I know about Ravenloft comes from the D&D sourcebooks. The suethor states up front that she's working from the tie-in novels; for all I know the novels changed things. Has anyone read those novels?
The Queen's character twisted, Reepicheep dragged back, and CASPIAN DROPS THE F-BOMB!?
Out of curiosity, I looked at the author's profile and found that they had posted what looks like the true first chapter of this story in a separate file here.
Also, if there's going to be a posse gathered, then I'd be more than willing to throw Agents Lee and Ian's names in if they're not busy at the time.
We're gonna need a DOGA agent for part of this -- there's an elven village at the top of a ten mile tall tree that needs to be removed.
My DOGA Agents, that is. Dayn Aisenhek and Tara Carioca.
"I …..I … am … Frodo Bakkings and this is the Shire in the 6th era."
I... There are no words.
Is going to be the fact that they're absurdly old. I don't want to think how it'll look like.
I followed Pretzel's link, and apparently this is supposed to be pre-LOTR. Where the author got the idea that LOTR was Sixth Age is anyone's guess.