Subject: Fic
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Posted on: 2013-05-14 12:25:00 UTC
Punitive action is required. Gentlemen*, start your sporks!
* And, ladies. Also, any variation of those.
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Is the DTE still writing missions? by
on 2013-05-14 01:46:00 UTC
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Have a grammatical squickfic for the DTE:
Im in a love triangle with two timelords
We've got character defamation, random switching to script format, blatant canon ignoring, the Sue becoming a Time Lady and regenerating before opening the fobwatch, the Sue claiming to be the Phantom (wut), the Sue being able to play piano and sing and having nauseating and cliched lyrics to boot, the Sue capturing the attentions of the Doctor and the Master, the creation of far too many mini-Reapers to count, and the Suethor's inability to spell "A/N" right.
Did I mention that this fic doesn't just abuse the English language - it stabs the English language repeatedly with a blunt spork until it draws blood, then leaves the English language for dead in the middle of a salt and lemon sea? -
Oh yes! by
on 2013-05-14 19:49:00 UTC
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Although, it would appear that some other DTE Boarders have snapped this up already.
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Hmmm, on second thought... by
on 2013-05-15 00:09:00 UTC
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Maybe I'll have a younger PPCer do this. The Suethor's 14, and while that in no way excuses her atrocious grammmar violations, it does take some of the joy out of it.
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Dive into the Circle. by
on 2013-05-14 22:03:00 UTC
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Half of the fics there could fall under the jurisdiction of the DTE.
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Fic by
on 2013-05-14 12:25:00 UTC
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Punitive action is required. Gentlemen*, start your sporks!
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It is now. by
on 2013-05-14 11:42:00 UTC
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Come heeeere, little badfic...we're waiting...
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XD by
on 2013-05-14 15:13:00 UTC
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Hi Araeph! *waves* Nice to see you again!
Ooh, DTE mission. Sounds good. And considering this idiocy--can't wait.
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And yet all I can think... by
on 2013-05-14 03:56:00 UTC
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...Is how can she mispell A/N?!
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I had that reaction too. by
on 2013-05-14 11:22:00 UTC
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She spelled it N/A. Pretty awesome misspelling, if I do say so myself.
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*shakes head* by
on 2013-05-14 18:32:00 UTC
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Suethors.