You couldn't get me one that can digest Glitter? (nm)

Oh, Hello by DigitalSocrates on 2011-02-24 22:30:00 UTC Reply

Some of you may recognize me - likely only the ones that frequent the IRC. I'm mostly a fixture there.

I am suddenly posting here because I have been struck by the spontaneous desire to ask for permission (I even have 2 agents in mind and a couple of fics I might mission), but I realize that a significant hurdle may be that I am virtually unknown on the board proper.

I'm going to try to lurk around and perhaps make a stealth post now and then while I fully equate myself with the 10 or so links on the Permissions page of the wiki (of which I note many broken or incomplete links), so that by the time I officially make a claim, maybe I won't get anyone saying "who are you?"

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Yo. by Artell on 2011-02-28 09:05:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the jungle.
Hello! by The 9th Blue Mage on 2011-02-26 03:05:00 UTC Reply

If your that eagered for permission, then get prepared for what weirdness that you may deal with.

By the way, I know that this is useless, but what fandom are those two fics from?

Anyway, have some snacks and water in case you get very hungry!

What two fics? (nm) by DigitalSocrates on 2011-02-26 04:47:00 UTC Reply

You've said a couple of fics that you might mission. (nm) by The 9th Blue Mage on 2011-02-26 21:47:00 UTC Reply

Oh, right! by DigitalSocrates on 2011-02-27 01:51:00 UTC Reply

I don't have an Encyclopedic knowledge of too many fandoms, but I have a pretty good memory for detail (and I do have the internet at my fingertips!) along with fingers in alot of fandoms.

On a whim, my friend asked me to look up some ridiculous Crosswovers, upon which I stumbled upon which I found this crossover between Trigun and House M.D.:
http://www.fanfiction.net/TrigunandHouseMDCrossovers/616/1968/
The Trigun gang inexplicably finds themselves in modern New Jersey, on the hunt for a doctor.

Another fic that I found while I perusing the Advance Wars fandom (which I actually have a story I'm writing in) was The Rise of Red Lightning (<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5836772/1/TheRiseofRedLightning">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5836772/1/TheRiseofRed_Lightning) which is an OC /nation/ that the fic writer added that comes from /outer space/ to fight Wars world. It wouldn't be so bad if any one of the characters from Red Lightning didn't get more characterization than the rest of the canon characters combined.

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Hello! by Silikat on 2011-02-25 19:49:00 UTC Reply

Curses, I'm late to the party again. Anyway, hi! Have a pet cat, a funny hat and a delicious rat.

How did you transport them without the cat eating the rat? (nm) by DigitalSocrates on 2011-02-25 22:54:00 UTC Reply

A portal gun and a lot of patience. (nm) by Silikat on 2011-02-26 12:50:00 UTC Reply

Hmmm. by L'Homme Arbre on 2011-02-25 19:09:00 UTC Reply

I recognize you, and I've been to the IRC exactly once when there was nobody there. You sure you've never been here before? *circles 'Newbie' suspiciously* I've got my eye on you...

(Oh, and, if you haven't, and I'm just being weird, have a scarf by way of a newbie-gift. At least, I think it's a scarf. Might be a feather boa. Hell, might be alive, for all I know or care. It's yours now, in any case...)

No, I have been here before. by DigitalSocrates on 2011-02-25 19:39:00 UTC Reply

I just don't frequent the forums like... at all. You might see me here and there but it's really far and in between.

*Wraps scarf around neck. Is DIGNIFIED and STYLIZED and SLIGHTLY SCALY*

Hello there! by RezMontrose on 2011-02-25 18:26:00 UTC Reply

Nice to meet you, and welcome to the Board proper! Here, have a whisk, it's good for exorcisms. :D

Right Right by DigitalSocrates on 2011-02-25 19:39:00 UTC Reply

I'll probably need one of these.

Hello, fellow IRC lurker by Songbird-O on 2011-02-25 16:28:00 UTC Reply

You're an inspiration to me.

Here. Have a wind-up set of moving plastic dentures.

I saw a short skit... by DigitalSocrates on 2011-02-25 18:24:00 UTC Reply

...on Tales from the Crypt that centered on a large pair of those that went and murdered people that caused problems for the main character.

So thank you.

Hello, have a Peregrine Falcon. by WikiMaster on 2011-02-25 15:13:00 UTC Reply

Don't feed it Sues or Stus.

You couldn't get me one that can digest Glitter? (nm) by DigitalSocrates on 2011-02-25 18:21:00 UTC Reply

Well, I guess beggers can't be choosers >:) (nm) by DigitalSocrates on 2011-02-25 18:22:00 UTC Reply

You may leave your blood sacrifice at the door. by Aster Corbett on 2011-02-25 15:13:00 UTC Reply

No goat heads on the carpet, if you please.

I'll put down a plastic tarp first. (nm) by DigitalSocrates on 2011-02-25 18:23:00 UTC Reply

Hello by OpinionedAngel on 2011-02-25 14:27:00 UTC Reply

Welcome! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
...Heh. by Vixenmage on 2011-02-25 14:23:00 UTC Reply

I am rather amused that your prediction turned out true, and your "Hi, I haven't been around often lately" did indeed inspire messages of "Welcome, newbie!"

I'm not complaining! by DigitalSocrates on 2011-02-25 18:25:00 UTC Reply

I get a second round of free stuff! I still have plenty of space on that tall ship I got last time to put all this stuff on too.

Welcome back, here's another tall ship. by Khajidu on 2011-02-28 13:45:00 UTC Reply

You know the drill. Fair winds, BBQs, everything.

Hello! by Sonne on 2011-02-25 13:52:00 UTC Reply

Enjoy your stay! Here you have a six-pack of Anthropomorfic Personifications (Now pay five take six!)
I feel.... by Vilstrup on 2011-02-25 08:45:00 UTC Reply

a new disturbense in the force... yes, yes, new it is… nice to see, newcomers to eat… I mean, to learn, yes, yes, learn… ahmm… eehh… here’s your personal GDO for if you ever need to get through the stargate… just in case… so you don’t get smashed against the iris…
Anyway, cya on the board, mate ;)

Sweet by DigitalSocrates on 2011-02-25 08:55:00 UTC Reply

I have never known that I wanted one of these until right now, upon which I have always retroactively wanted one.

And now I do. Thank you.

you're quite welcome... by Vilstrup on 2011-02-25 09:09:00 UTC Reply

Incoming wormhole!!

Oh sorry, gotta go "runs away"

Welcome to our crazy world! by Jacer on 2011-02-25 06:41:00 UTC Reply

*throws chocolate at you*
Re: Oh, Hello by Antigone68104 on 2011-02-25 00:09:00 UTC Reply

Hi! Have some fudge!

!!!!!!!!!!! by DigitalSocrates on 2011-02-25 01:15:00 UTC Reply

I love fudge!

*GHASP!* HOW YOU DO THAT!? by L'Homme Arbre on 2011-02-25 19:00:00 UTC Reply

I WISH TO EXIBIT MY EMOTIONS WITH FLUFFY ANIMALS AS WELL!!!

:D by DigitalSocrates on 2011-02-25 19:36:00 UTC Reply

Just put a link to a picture! :)

Leik this

:O...Okay, now, how do you know that and I don't? (nm) by L'Homme Arbre on 2011-02-26 20:22:00 UTC Reply

'cause he's been here. Just on the chat a lot. (nm) by Something Blue on 2011-02-26 22:01:00 UTC Reply

No, I'm not asking why/how DS knows how to do that... by L'Homme Arbre on 2011-02-26 22:20:00 UTC Reply

I'm asking why I don't. Although, in hindsight, I don't think I want to know the answer, because it probably (read; definitely) has something to do with me being fairly (read; extremely) new at this whole 'inter-webs' business...

I actually didn't know that it would insert the picture. by DigitalSocrates on 2011-02-27 01:44:00 UTC Reply

I just put the link in. At first I figured people wouldn't want to click on a strange link, but it turned out great. :P