According to the Bleeprin article on the wiki...

Hello, world! by FreeAndy on 2011-02-17 16:48:00 UTC Reply

Well, I recently found out about PPC and it became some sort of a obsession. Now, when I'm in middle of school year, with assessments and test showing up almost every week, sometimes more than twice, I have to concentrate on that, yet I can't.

So, I decided to try introducing myself and see if that will help me in any way to keep my head a bit more on the stuff I need to learn. In theory, introducing myself should focus my attention from PPC stories to checking if I got some replies.

Also, it gets me plenty of time if I decide to start writing spin-offs when school storm calms down a bit.

So, here, I'm FreeAndy, a 17 year-old girl in love with reading and writing, who isn't sure why she got into prep high, "mathematician division" (I REALLY have no idea how am I supposed to translate that into English, so... yeah). Well, at least I get five classes a week in front of computer while in school.

Signing off,
FreeAndy

Bonjour, mon ami. by L'homme_Arbre on 2011-02-20 18:27:00 UTC Reply

Have a Quasi-Dimensional Scarf. I knit it myself out of theoretical string and hair from Schrodinger's cat. However, whether you got those (fairly awful) puns or not, consider yourself one of us, mate. Ciao!
Welcome! by Elemarth on 2011-02-20 15:36:00 UTC Reply

Have a calculator that makes up stories to go with your math problems! What country are you from? I guess we could call it a math-science magnet school or something, but I don't know...

Serbia by FreeAndy on 2011-02-20 16:45:00 UTC Reply

Math-science-language magnet school, more precisely. I like it! And... well, since recently we got sports-"course", as well...

Cool! by Aeidhryn on 2011-02-21 14:26:00 UTC Reply

Are you bilingual?
*head smack* Stupid question. Sorry. Nice to meet you. Have chocolate?

I'll take it by FreeAndy on 2011-02-21 22:16:00 UTC Reply

Wanna biscuit? I've got plenty...

And, yep, bilingual, with third language on the way to join in me linguality. Whatever that's supposed to mean...

Nah to the biscuit, cool to the third language... by Aeidhryn on 2011-02-21 22:44:00 UTC Reply

Plan on writing a fic yourself?

Maybe by FreeAndy on 2011-02-22 07:08:00 UTC Reply

Though, I'm much more into writing original fiction. If I decide to start writing for PPC, though... Well, I just can't miss the chance to have fun with the names.

:) (nm) by Aeidhryn on 2011-02-23 00:10:00 UTC Reply

A Serb, huh? by L'homme_Arbre on 2011-02-20 18:15:00 UTC Reply

According to certain friends of mine, that would make us cultural opposites. Then again, most of my friends are pretty damn stupid (read; racist), so let's see how things go.

*stares at double post* by Jacer on 2011-02-20 09:31:00 UTC Reply

What the heck...?

Did my computer malfunction? I don't remember posting twice...

Oh well, extra NM&NMs, I guess.

YAY!!! by FreeAndy on 2011-02-20 22:41:00 UTC Reply

Extra NMs!

If I only knew what they are... Iwould probably be even happier.

According to the Bleeprin article on the wiki... by Jacer on 2011-02-20 22:45:00 UTC Reply

Bleeprin: a medication often used to soften the trauma of appalling badfic. It is made out of bleach, which gets rid of potentially scarring mental images, and aspirin, which deals with the headache. It comes in the form of a round white pill about the size of a chickpea (or large normal pea).

Bleepolate: Bleeprin and chocolate. Invented by Boarder Artic Blade, for those who want their oblivion without the hangover.

NM&NMs: Bleepolate M&Ms that come in bleen, blello, urple, and wilver. These are created whenever someone types (nm) into the title line of a post containing no message on the Board, because the Board adds the (nm) automatically anyway.

:D

Yes, but you're not supposed to go around making them. (nm) by JulyFlame on 2011-02-21 00:04:00 UTC Reply

If that's a rule. then I've never heard of it... by L'homme_Arbre on 2011-02-21 18:04:00 UTC Reply

Perhaps it should be made more clear somewhere...

It's not a big deal. by Neshomeh on 2011-02-22 18:51:00 UTC Reply

Honestly, there's no harm done if someone feels like being silly and typing (nm) into the subject line of a blank post for laughs.

~Neshomeh

Welcome! Have some NM&NMs! You'll need them. :D (nm) (nm) by Jacer on 2011-02-19 17:21:00 UTC Reply
Welcome! have some Bleepolate NM&NMs! (nm) (nm) by Jacer on 2011-02-19 17:19:00 UTC Reply
Welcome, here's a tall ship. by Khajidu on 2011-02-19 10:40:00 UTC Reply

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!
Welcome to our abode. by DZ1994 on 2011-02-19 00:04:00 UTC Reply

Here's a grappling hook! Should make climbing easier for you. ^_^
Heya! by Silikat on 2011-02-18 17:45:00 UTC Reply

Have a pet cat, a tinfoil hat and a frog which is fat.
Re: Hello, world! by Antigone68104 on 2011-02-18 14:50:00 UTC Reply

Hi! Have some fudge!
re:Hello, World! by OpinionedAngel on 2011-02-18 13:51:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC Posting Board! Here, have some chocolate, and please enjoy your stay!
Thanks by FreeAndy on 2011-02-18 12:46:00 UTC Reply

Big thanks for all the gifts... some more, some less useful. Now I'll have things to use to decorate my Relaxation Center. What can I change with that costume... hmm...

Well, once I'm done with the decorating, I could call some people around to RP... that one-side die will be quite useful for random encounters... Muwhahaha!

Um, as you've probably noticed, I tend to overuse '...' a bit...

So, now that I'm introduced, I can just jump in into conversations, right? Right? *puppy eyes*
Have a Lioness! by WikiMaster on 2011-02-18 09:14:00 UTC Reply

Don't feed her Sues or Stus.
First plover! (nm) by Tawaki on 2011-02-18 05:02:00 UTC Reply
FreeAndy? I'll take 4! by Phobos on 2011-02-18 02:39:00 UTC Reply

Obligatory joke aside... Welcome to the Board. Grab a chair (note to self: look into existence of chairs on the Board) and stay a while.

For a gift, I give you a set of random-number generators. There is a one-sided die, a three-sided die, a five-sided, and a 42-sided. Have fun with them.

-Phobos

What's a one-sided die? A sphere? by Becky-of-the-drayni on 2011-02-18 18:59:00 UTC Reply

Welcome, FreeAndy! *clears throat*

Have a Paranoiac's Friend (tm) Mark VII camera! It runs for over three weeks without recharging and has a complicated shut-off sequence so people can't turn it off*! Now with thumbtack attachment for bugging places, people, and other nouns! Paranoiac's Friend: for the paranoiac in all of us!

(*Including, probably, you. Good luck with that.)

A sphere? by Phobos on 2011-02-19 07:34:00 UTC Reply

Spheres are too mainstream. A one-sided die is like a coin where the second side just doesn't exist. It is hard to explain.

It would be a 2-d circle... I think (nm) by jimmy 389 on 2011-02-19 15:26:00 UTC Reply

In can be, considering how PPC works. by Sergio Turbo on 2011-02-19 20:01:00 UTC Reply

After all, our HQ has very little logic. More than badfics, however.

Agh, maths! by Sonne on 2011-02-18 01:15:00 UTC Reply

I hate them! Anyway, it's just a personal opinion ;)
Here you have a Yellow Shapeshifter Costume; it changes shape but not color, so you don't have many options. Pacman or pikachu go well.
Hello, newbie! by The 9th Blue Mage on 2011-02-17 22:23:00 UTC Reply

Glad to hear that you like reading some of the PPC stories! Just keep your guard up, because you might never know what will happen in the PPC's future and how dangerous a sue/stu can possibly get.
Hiya Andy! by Something Blue on 2011-02-17 20:44:00 UTC Reply

Welcome! Have a sparkly rock.
Good to have you a-Board! by doctorlit on 2011-02-17 19:12:00 UTC Reply

Welcome, new friend! Have a cowboy action figure.
Hello, delicious friend. by Aster Corbett on 2011-02-17 17:22:00 UTC Reply

Have a hat knit from only the softest spun pelts of Cute Animal Friends! It is sure to keep you warm in the coldest, most soul-less depths of badfic!