Subject: Hello, newbie!
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Posted on: 2011-02-17 22:23:00 UTC
Glad to hear that you like reading some of the PPC stories! Just keep your guard up, because you might never know what will happen in the PPC's future and how dangerous a sue/stu can possibly get.
Well, I recently found out about PPC and it became some sort of a obsession. Now, when I'm in middle of school year, with assessments and test showing up almost every week, sometimes more than twice, I have to concentrate on that, yet I can't.
So, I decided to try introducing myself and see if that will help me in any way to keep my head a bit more on the stuff I need to learn. In theory, introducing myself should focus my attention from PPC stories to checking if I got some replies.
Also, it gets me plenty of time if I decide to start writing spin-offs when school storm calms down a bit.
So, here, I'm FreeAndy, a 17 year-old girl in love with reading and writing, who isn't sure why she got into prep high, "mathematician division" (I REALLY have no idea how am I supposed to translate that into English, so... yeah). Well, at least I get five classes a week in front of computer while in school.
Signing off,
FreeAndy
Have a Quasi-Dimensional Scarf. I knit it myself out of theoretical string and hair from Schrodinger's cat. However, whether you got those (fairly awful) puns or not, consider yourself one of us, mate. Ciao!
Have a calculator that makes up stories to go with your math problems! What country are you from? I guess we could call it a math-science magnet school or something, but I don't know...
Math-science-language magnet school, more precisely. I like it! And... well, since recently we got sports-"course", as well...
Are you bilingual?
*head smack* Stupid question. Sorry. Nice to meet you. Have chocolate?
Wanna biscuit? I've got plenty...
And, yep, bilingual, with third language on the way to join in me linguality. Whatever that's supposed to mean...
Plan on writing a fic yourself?
According to certain friends of mine, that would make us cultural opposites. Then again, most of my friends are pretty damn stupid (read; racist), so let's see how things go.
What the heck...?
Did my computer malfunction? I don't remember posting twice...
Oh well, extra NM&NMs, I guess.
Extra NMs!
If I only knew what they are... Iwould probably be even happier.
Bleeprin: a medication often used to soften the trauma of appalling badfic. It is made out of bleach, which gets rid of potentially scarring mental images, and aspirin, which deals with the headache. It comes in the form of a round white pill about the size of a chickpea (or large normal pea).
Bleepolate: Bleeprin and chocolate. Invented by Boarder Artic Blade, for those who want their oblivion without the hangover.
NM&NMs: Bleepolate M&Ms that come in bleen, blello, urple, and wilver. These are created whenever someone types (nm) into the title line of a post containing no message on the Board, because the Board adds the (nm) automatically anyway.
:D
Perhaps it should be made more clear somewhere...
Honestly, there's no harm done if someone feels like being silly and typing (nm) into the subject line of a blank post for laughs.
~Neshomeh
Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQ parties!
Here's a grappling hook! Should make climbing easier for you. ^_^
Have a pet cat, a tinfoil hat and a frog which is fat.
Hi! Have some fudge!
Welcome to the PPC Posting Board! Here, have some chocolate, and please enjoy your stay!
Big thanks for all the gifts... some more, some less useful. Now I'll have things to use to decorate my Relaxation Center. What can I change with that costume... hmm...
Well, once I'm done with the decorating, I could call some people around to RP... that one-side die will be quite useful for random encounters... Muwhahaha!
Um, as you've probably noticed, I tend to overuse '...' a bit...
So, now that I'm introduced, I can just jump in into conversations, right? Right? *puppy eyes*
Don't feed her Sues or Stus.
Obligatory joke aside... Welcome to the Board. Grab a chair (note to self: look into existence of chairs on the Board) and stay a while.
For a gift, I give you a set of random-number generators. There is a one-sided die, a three-sided die, a five-sided, and a 42-sided. Have fun with them.
-Phobos
Welcome, FreeAndy! *clears throat*
Have a Paranoiac's Friend (tm) Mark VII camera! It runs for over three weeks without recharging and has a complicated shut-off sequence so people can't turn it off*! Now with thumbtack attachment for bugging places, people, and other nouns! Paranoiac's Friend: for the paranoiac in all of us!
(*Including, probably, you. Good luck with that.)
Spheres are too mainstream. A one-sided die is like a coin where the second side just doesn't exist. It is hard to explain.
After all, our HQ has very little logic. More than badfics, however.
I hate them! Anyway, it's just a personal opinion ;)
Here you have a Yellow Shapeshifter Costume; it changes shape but not color, so you don't have many options. Pacman or pikachu go well.
Glad to hear that you like reading some of the PPC stories! Just keep your guard up, because you might never know what will happen in the PPC's future and how dangerous a sue/stu can possibly get.
Welcome! Have a sparkly rock.
Welcome, new friend! Have a cowboy action figure.
Have a hat knit from only the softest spun pelts of Cute Animal Friends! It is sure to keep you warm in the coldest, most soul-less depths of badfic!