Subject: Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC Part XVII
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Posted on: 2011-02-07 05:21:00 UTC
1210(?)-I will not shove Blade, the Winchester brothers and/or Buffy in the same room to see who is the biggest badass.
Since it's BJ tribute time...
I will not attempt to bring Kurda to Lux for skinning.
I will not allow my pet hamster to become a Mossflower Mary-Sue.
I will not sleep for more than 12 hours in a row. (Although, considering, I'd be lucky if I made it to hour #6)
I will not attempt to explain the Way of Mrs. Cosmopilite/Wen the Eternally Surprised to Detritus, especially "I was not born- yesterday!"
1210(?)-I will not shove Blade, the Winchester brothers and/or Buffy in the same room to see who is the biggest badass.
1210b: Doing it with Rambo, Solid Snake, or any other memetic badass is right out.
1210c. Nor will I put C-3PO and Terminator in the same room to see who explodes first from disgust.
Mulligan on 1168: If I inflict Rocks'N'Diamonds-verse amoeba on HQ I will be decomissioned.
-The same goes for World 1.
-Or any Word World.
-Or any Generic Continuum.
-Or anywhere that isn't Rocks'N'Diamonds or Boulder Dash, really.
1203: I will not tell Rabadash where to shove it.
1204: I will not pit Sylvester the Cat against Reepicheep.
1205. I will not spam the PoTC section with "Johnny Depp Orlando Bloom Rock" ad nauseam.
1206. I will not portal Reavers to HQ.
-I will not 'forget' to tell the newbies that they can't leave the theater until halfway through the MSTing.
-I will not take Enoby to the Twilightverse.
-I may not switch characters with their counterparts from Abridged Series.
-Tribbles are not allowed around the PPC cafeteria.
--The cooking would probably kill them.
--Minis are banned around the kitchen for similar reasons.
"I will not take Enoby to the Twilightverse."
SECONDED. Although that would be so freaking FUNNY.
Anyway, that aside...
1178. Force adepts are not to be worshipped. That's part of what got us into the mess with the last leader.
1179. No accepting bribes from Sues.
1180. While funny the first time, dumping someone who complains about the cold onto Caradhras or the Grinding Ice is not an acceptable way to shut your partner up.
Really? What happened?
1181. Stealing a character's nice hat is a prosecutable offense. No exceptions.
1182. The Sun Crusher is not the default answer to everything.
Pretty sure the thread's still around.
He requested to be removed. I think.
1183. No agent is to be used as a tissue at any time.
1184. You are not allowed to give Sue blood to the Nursery in the stead of finger paint.
I remember reading the thread shortly after I first joined the Board.
1185. I will not release Dementors in Care-a-lot just to see what happens.
1186. The Three Stooges and The Joker are never to meet. Ever. Their ideas of funny are completely different.
-Especially if said Joker is the one played by Heath Ledger.
Didn't find it, and I went four pages back. Did he give a reason? (Just curious.)
1187. Testing new Bleep-products on Sues is frowned up. Quite apart from the fact that they're not reliable guinea pigs, they're bad enough without amnesia-induced angst.
1188a. This rule especially applies in the Good Omens universe.
1189.a. I must not set up a pit fight between Leroy Jethro Gibbs and himself.
1189.b. Especially not a clone of himself.
I just watched the episode where Abby and McGee are talking about that... *grin*