Since it's BJ tribute time...
I will not attempt to bring Kurda to Lux for skinning.

I will not allow my pet hamster to become a Mossflower Mary-Sue.

I will not sleep for more than 12 hours in a row. (Although, considering, I'd be lucky if I made it to hour #6)


I will not attempt to explain the Way of Mrs. Cosmopilite/Wen the Eternally Surprised to Detritus, especially "I was not born- yesterday!"

1210(?)-I will not shove Blade, the Winchester brothers and/or Buffy in the same room to see who is the biggest badass.

• King Julien and Emperor Ublaz do not need to meet.

Mulligan on 1168: If I inflict Rocks'N'Diamonds-verse amoeba on HQ I will be decomissioned.
-The same goes for World 1.
-Or any Word World.
-Or any Generic Continuum.
-Or anywhere that isn't Rocks'N'Diamonds or Boulder Dash, really.

1203: I will not tell Rabadash where to shove it.
1204: I will not pit Sylvester the Cat against Reepicheep.
1205. I will not spam the PoTC section with "Johnny Depp Orlando Bloom Rock" ad nauseam.
1206. I will not portal Reavers to HQ.

-I will not 'forget' to tell the newbies that they can't leave the theater until halfway through the MSTing.
-I will not take Enoby to the Twilightverse.
-I may not switch characters with their counterparts from Abridged Series.
-Tribbles are not allowed around the PPC cafeteria.
--The cooking would probably kill them.
--Minis are banned around the kitchen for similar reasons.

Anyway, that aside...

1178. Force adepts are not to be worshipped. That's part of what got us into the mess with the last leader.
1179. No accepting bribes from Sues.
1180. While funny the first time, dumping someone who complains about the cold onto Caradhras or the Grinding Ice is not an acceptable way to shut your partner up.