Subject: Ah, vintage.
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Posted on: 2011-02-01 01:54:00 UTC
Narnian Sue, 2006. A very bad year. Too bad we can't grind them up with the grapes - they'd poison it.
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Vintage badfics by
on 2011-01-31 18:19:00 UTC
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- The Watcher » by brezzybrez reviews
EDITING. Her duty to Aslan is to watch the sons of Adam and daughters of Eve. In the end, the watcher and One son of adam will become so much more. PeterxOc. complete! Important author's note about sequel at the end.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,342 - Reviews: 104 - Updated: 9-16-07 - Published: 5-10-06 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
My comment: Yet another Petromance.
2. Narnia: The Musical » by Haras Railfcm reviews
A kidnapped princess, a land prisoned by the very element they love, a strange sickness, and much more are all in this story about finding yourself again, music, and love. COMPLETE! Please R&R!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 64,037 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 6-14-07 - Published: 2-7-06 - Complete
My comment: The Sue's name is the weirdest since Ky-Wynn Ekiee Bethia Agosto Kai-Isteea-Calldwell-Bell-Renno-Angelo.
3. Royal Findings » by http://www.fanfiction.net/u/986263/Mandagal12 reviews
Full summary in Chapter 1... Adventure, friendship, and trying not to be killed by monsters that shouldn't even exist. Peter x OC. Complete and Sequel Complete.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,509 - Reviews: 590 - Updated: 8-1-08 - Published: 11-19-06 - Peter Pevensie & Edmund Pevensie - Complete
My comment: Brain... fizzing... *brain bluescreens*
- The Watcher » by brezzybrez reviews
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Not to mention that Haras Railfcm... by
on 2011-02-05 21:32:00 UTC
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...seems to think that a "MarySue" is defined as "an intentional self-insert."
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Ah, vintage. by
on 2011-02-01 01:54:00 UTC
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Narnian Sue, 2006. A very bad year. Too bad we can't grind them up with the grapes - they'd poison it.
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Well, then.. by
on 2011-02-01 02:20:00 UTC
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you'd have poisonous wine and you could kill other stuff with it?
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Hmm! by
on 2011-02-02 00:57:00 UTC
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Good idea! We could feed it to the Sues... then again, the extra glitter might just make them more powerful. Hm. Give it to the Flowers to use as a pesticide?
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But.. by
on 2011-02-02 00:59:00 UTC
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Isn't the point of a pesticide that it kills the insects, but not the plant life? I can't imagine alcohol and Sue-glitter being conducive to Flower health.
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I don't know... by
on 2011-02-02 21:09:00 UTC
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...There are a lot of agents out there who wouldn't mind it one bit if the SO bit it...
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Yes.. by
on 2011-02-02 22:36:00 UTC
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But that would be a Bad Idea. And rather unlikely to work. Although.. *snickers at mental image* It could make him into a Gary Stu of a giant telepathic sunflower.
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*snicker* Oo, I think they'd kill us. by
on 2011-02-02 23:51:00 UTC
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But it'd be amusing to try. Suicidal, of course, but amusing. A Gary Stu Sunflower...
Then again, maybe if we water down the glitterwine enough, it won't be toxic? Just enough to indeed knock the Flowers silly, and make them act intoxicated? Hmm... ;) -
Heh... by
on 2011-02-04 06:30:00 UTC
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That would be interesting to see.
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Hmmm indeed. by
on 2011-02-03 02:42:00 UTC
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I sense chaos and hilarity in the offing.
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It should be great fun to watch. by
on 2011-02-04 00:21:00 UTC
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Hm. If I ever get around to writing another mission, I'll try to remember to include it. Should be fun.
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Yaaaay! (nm) by
on 2011-02-04 01:48:00 UTC
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I guess badfics don't age like fine wine... by
on 2011-01-31 19:38:00 UTC
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"Princess Philyra Nerina Anaxandra Pagos Basilikos (A/N: It's pronounced Phil-ee-ra, Ner-ee-na, Anaxandra is pronounced like Alexandra, except with an "n" instead of an "l", Pa-gos, and Ba-sill-ee-kos)"
The poor Sue has an author's note as part of her name. I actually kinda feel sorry for her for that. -
Well, technically they do. by
on 2011-01-31 20:42:00 UTC
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Wine doesn't get better with age per se, it just gets more potent. Same thing with badfic. To our eyes, badfic from a while back is even more brain-searingly bad than the current stuff.
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And furthermore, by
on 2011-01-31 21:37:00 UTC
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Actually, badfic does age like fine wine. As in, it gets older at a rate of one second per second. >_>
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IDGI, man... (nm) by
on 2011-01-31 22:36:00 UTC
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Mmyeeeeess, 2006 was a great year for badfics. by
on 2011-01-31 19:47:00 UTC
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That's a really stupid name...