Subject: I guess badfics don't age like fine wine...
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Posted on: 2011-01-31 19:38:00 UTC
"Princess Philyra Nerina Anaxandra Pagos Basilikos (A/N: It's pronounced Phil-ee-ra, Ner-ee-na, Anaxandra is pronounced like Alexandra, except with an "n" instead of an "l", Pa-gos, and Ba-sill-ee-kos)"
The poor Sue has an author's note as part of her name. I actually kinda feel sorry for her for that.
...seems to think that a "MarySue" is defined as "an intentional self-insert."
Ugh.
Narnian Sue, 2006. A very bad year. Too bad we can't grind them up with the grapes - they'd poison it.
you'd have poisonous wine and you could kill other stuff with it?
Good idea! We could feed it to the Sues... then again, the extra glitter might just make them more powerful. Hm. Give it to the Flowers to use as a pesticide?
Isn't the point of a pesticide that it kills the insects, but not the plant life? I can't imagine alcohol and Sue-glitter being conducive to Flower health.
...There are a lot of agents out there who wouldn't mind it one bit if the SO bit it...
But that would be a Bad Idea. And rather unlikely to work. Although.. *snickers at mental image* It could make him into a Gary Stu of a giant telepathic sunflower.
But it'd be amusing to try. Suicidal, of course, but amusing. A Gary Stu Sunflower...
Then again, maybe if we water down the glitterwine enough, it won't be toxic? Just enough to indeed knock the Flowers silly, and make them act intoxicated? Hmm... ;)
That would be interesting to see.
I sense chaos and hilarity in the offing.
Hm. If I ever get around to writing another mission, I'll try to remember to include it. Should be fun.
"Princess Philyra Nerina Anaxandra Pagos Basilikos (A/N: It's pronounced Phil-ee-ra, Ner-ee-na, Anaxandra is pronounced like Alexandra, except with an "n" instead of an "l", Pa-gos, and Ba-sill-ee-kos)"
The poor Sue has an author's note as part of her name. I actually kinda feel sorry for her for that.
Wine doesn't get better with age per se, it just gets more potent. Same thing with badfic. To our eyes, badfic from a while back is even more brain-searingly bad than the current stuff.
Actually, badfic does age like fine wine. As in, it gets older at a rate of one second per second. >_>
That's a really stupid name...