Subject: Hi Pieguy!
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Posted on: 2011-01-15 21:46:00 UTC
Here you have a snowball and high-quality moustache glue.
And I'll also be curious: is your name because you're a legged pie or because you're a guy who likes pies?
Alright, alright, I confess! I am a newbie! I have brought shame onto myself and my ancestors.
So, uh, hello. I'm Pieguy, alias JD Niemand. I've been reading through TOS and found it quite awesome, even if I'm not especially acquainted with Mr Tolkein... Tolkien... JRR's work. I've done some MSTs using a couple of my OCs, who can probably be dusted off and used as Agents if and when I get around to it. I'm also the guy behind the 400-page celebration of bad art and cheesy gags that is the webcomic "Stickman and Cube".
As far as fandoms go, a non-exhaustive list: Discworld, Quantum Leap, Pokémon (the games, mainly, not the anime), Suzumiya Haruhi, Stargate, Firefly, El Goonish Shive, Harry Potter, Back to the Future, Monkey Island... probably more, though none spring to mind at the moment.
So, once more: hello.
Greetings, newbie! Have some glass of water, it's the finest around here!
You can't be nobody if you are somebody.
Here you have a snowball and high-quality moustache glue.
And I'll also be curious: is your name because you're a legged pie or because you're a guy who likes pies?
It's a long story.
Also - will the high-quality moustache glue work on low-quality moustaches? Because this one is pretty bad.
Sure! It's made from elephant toenail and gecko sticky feet.
Glad to meet you. Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.
Discworld and Harry Potter! :D I approve. I don't know the other except by name, though I intend to acquaint myself better with Firefly.
You may take this pet cat, fake rubber rat, oversized gnat and this herring. No, wait. An oyster spat.
As a Potter fan, which house are you in?
Noooo! Oysters, stop fighting! D:
And wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.
*slaps oysters* Stoppit! Behave in front of your new owner!
Ah, I see. Personally, I consider myself more on the 'just and loyal' side of things.
Welcome, new friend! Have a flux capacitor! It's been specially refitted to attach to laptops or PCs.
Great Scott!
Welcome to the PPC Posting Board! Here, have some chocolate, and please enjoy your stay here!
Hi there new person! Have this suspiciously ticking package that definitely isn't a bomb.
Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this set of stainless steel kabob skewers as a welcoming gift.
I love stainless-steel-kabobs! Tooth-fracturey.
Hello Pieguy! Have some fudge!
Not of the Cornelius variety, I hope. He wasn't very nice.
Nope, the dark chocolate variety :) . Though I may still have some milk chocolate around here if you prefer it.
Don't feed it Sues or Stus.
It won't turn into a gremlin, will it? I don't think I could handle that again.
Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQs!
My goodness! It came with a Weber Q! Champagne breakfasts, great lunches and dinner parties like this! I love it. Now I can cook fat free, and I'll never have a flare-up or a fat fire. I'll even take it with me when I shoot off to the beach house! That's when my Weber Q will really come into its own. It's a real space-save... oh, wait, this isn't a Weber Q. Never mind.
Say, with this ship I can be a mighty pirate. All I have to do is learn to hold my breath for ten minutes.
falls slowly past your head, and lands on the ground in front of you.
You pick it up and unfold it, the blank paper revealing only a small sentence... Welcome to the Board.
You turn the paper around, to see if there's anything else. Nothing appear on the backside, but as you turn the paper again, the small sentence has been replaced by a new one... Have a nice day, hope you'll enjoy the Board ;)"
Oh, the new Doctor Who as well. Almost forgot that.