Newbie? What newbie? I'm just a guy with a fake moustache...

Newbie? What newbie? I'm just a guy with a fake moustache... by Pieguy on 2011-01-15 12:10:00 UTC

Re: Newbie? What newbie? I'm just a guy with a fake moustache... by The 9th Blue Mage on 2011-01-21 14:11:00 UTC Reply

Greetings, newbie! Have some glass of water, it's the finest around here!
Hello by IndeMaat on 2011-01-16 08:51:00 UTC Reply

You can't be nobody if you are somebody.
Hi Pieguy! by Sonne on 2011-01-15 21:46:00 UTC Reply

Here you have a snowball and high-quality moustache glue.
And I'll also be curious: is your name because you're a legged pie or because you're a guy who likes pies?

Re: Hi Pieguy! by Pieguy on 2011-01-16 17:38:00 UTC Reply

It's a long story.

Also - will the high-quality moustache glue work on low-quality moustaches? Because this one is pretty bad.

Re: Hi Pieguy! by Sonne on 2011-01-19 03:45:00 UTC Reply

Sure! It's made from elephant toenail and gecko sticky feet.

Welcome! by Cassie Cameron-Young on 2011-01-15 21:28:00 UTC Reply

Glad to meet you. Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.

Discworld and Harry Potter! :D I approve. I don't know the other except by name, though I intend to acquaint myself better with Firefly.
Why hello there, not-newbie. by Silikat on 2011-01-15 19:36:00 UTC Reply

You may take this pet cat, fake rubber rat, oversized gnat and this herring. No, wait. An oyster spat.
As a Potter fan, which house are you in?

Re: Why hello there, not-newbie. by Pieguy on 2011-01-15 22:38:00 UTC Reply

Noooo! Oysters, stop fighting! D:

And wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.

Re: Why hello there, not-newbie. by Silikat on 2011-01-16 12:19:00 UTC Reply

*slaps oysters* Stoppit! Behave in front of your new owner!

Ah, I see. Personally, I consider myself more on the 'just and loyal' side of things.

Good to have you a-Board! by doctorlit on 2011-01-15 17:57:00 UTC Reply

Welcome, new friend! Have a flux capacitor! It's been specially refitted to attach to laptops or PCs.

Re: Good to have you a-Board! by Pieguy on 2011-01-15 22:50:00 UTC Reply

Great Scott!

Hello Newbie! by OpinionedAngel on 2011-01-15 17:53:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC Posting Board! Here, have some chocolate, and please enjoy your stay here!
First plover! (nm) by Tawaki on 2011-01-15 15:39:00 UTC Reply
Re: Newbie? What newbie? I'm just a guy with a fake moustache... by Guvnor of Space on 2011-01-15 15:23:00 UTC Reply

Hi there new person! Have this suspiciously ticking package that definitely isn't a bomb.
Greetings! by PoorCynic on 2011-01-15 14:36:00 UTC Reply

Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this set of stainless steel kabob skewers as a welcoming gift.

Re: Greetings! by Pieguy on 2011-01-15 14:44:00 UTC Reply

I love stainless-steel-kabobs! Tooth-fracturey.

Re: Newbie? What newbie? I'm just a guy with a fake moustache... by Antigone68104 on 2011-01-15 14:33:00 UTC Reply

Hello Pieguy! Have some fudge!

Re: Newbie? What newbie? I'm just a guy with a fake moustache... by Pieguy on 2011-01-15 14:42:00 UTC Reply

Not of the Cornelius variety, I hope. He wasn't very nice.

Re: Newbie? What newbie? I'm just a guy with a fake moustache... by Antigone68104 on 2011-01-15 16:28:00 UTC Reply

Nope, the dark chocolate variety :) . Though I may still have some milk chocolate around here if you prefer it.

Have a Bengal Tiger! by WikiMaster on 2011-01-15 14:16:00 UTC Reply

Don't feed it Sues or Stus.

Re: Have a Bengal Tiger! by Pieguy on 2011-01-15 14:28:00 UTC Reply

It won't turn into a gremlin, will it? I don't think I could handle that again.

Welcome, here's a tall ship. by Khajidu on 2011-01-15 13:12:00 UTC Reply

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQs!

Re: Welcome, here's a tall ship. by Pieguy on 2011-01-15 13:21:00 UTC Reply

My goodness! It came with a Weber Q! Champagne breakfasts, great lunches and dinner parties like this! I love it. Now I can cook fat free, and I'll never have a flare-up or a fat fire. I'll even take it with me when I shoot off to the beach house! That's when my Weber Q will really come into its own. It's a real space-save... oh, wait, this isn't a Weber Q. Never mind.

Say, with this ship I can be a mighty pirate. All I have to do is learn to hold my breath for ten minutes.

"a small peice of paper... by Vilstrup on 2011-01-15 13:00:00 UTC Reply

falls slowly past your head, and lands on the ground in front of you.
You pick it up and unfold it, the blank paper revealing only a small sentence... Welcome to the Board.

You turn the paper around, to see if there's anything else. Nothing appear on the backside, but as you turn the paper again, the small sentence has been replaced by a new one... Have a nice day, hope you'll enjoy the Board ;)"
Re: Newbie? What newbie? I'm just a guy with a fake moustache... by Pieguy on 2011-01-15 12:11:00 UTC Reply

Oh, the new Doctor Who as well. Almost forgot that.