Subject: Yes!
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Posted on: 2011-01-14 03:33:00 UTC
When I created Jack, I thought to myself, "I will make a zombie character, and by God I will make him the cutest damn zombie Assassin ever!"
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Caleb and Jack's First Mission! by
on 2011-01-12 08:07:00 UTC
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http://rc273.webs.com/mission2.htm
Long overdue, in my opinion.
Warning: this mission involves squick. It's definitely PG-13, because the original fic had naughty bits, though I deliberately left out said naughty bits. Trust me when I say that it wasn't something anybody in their right mind wants to see.
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Re: Caleb and Jack's First Mission! by
on 2011-01-14 02:35:00 UTC
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Th-the stupid... it hurts my /soul/!
I applaud you two. Also I once thought that L4D hunters could never be considered adorable. Jack has proved me wrong. -
Yes! by
on 2011-01-14 03:33:00 UTC
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When I created Jack, I thought to myself, "I will make a zombie character, and by God I will make him the cutest damn zombie Assassin ever!"
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Nicely done! by
on 2011-01-13 14:06:00 UTC
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I really like these two, they have an interesting chemistry between them. I'd certainly like to see more of them!
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Whoa by
on 2011-01-13 12:59:00 UTC
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*Coming back from the bathroom after throwing up* That was nasty... and gross. I really don't catch how somebody even came up with that idea.
Great sporking, and also great agents. It seems to be great fun writing both of them. I just hope Caleb doesn't get urple eyes when he feeds out of Sues. -
Re: Whoa by
on 2011-01-13 20:03:00 UTC
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Hey, if people can think rape is cute, then... okay subject change.
No, just regular purple. He dares you to comment. -
Gross! by
on 2011-01-13 05:13:00 UTC
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What a nasty story! I'm glad you interrupted it when you did. I'm starting to like Caleb a lot. His immense strength and temper set him out from the 'calmer, veteran agent' archetype.
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Good mission. by
on 2011-01-13 02:10:00 UTC
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I like Jack better out of the two agents, mostly because of how mad he is.
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Nice mission! by
on 2011-01-12 23:43:00 UTC
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Who in their right mind would write a romantic fic with a zombie like that? Good job sporking it.
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WHOO! ZOMBIE FIGHT! *applauds* (nm) by
on 2011-01-12 19:32:00 UTC
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Good job! by
on 2011-01-12 16:45:00 UTC
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Your agents are really funny! A sparkly vampire and a grimy zombie... priceless!
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Yeah!! by
on 2011-01-12 10:33:00 UTC
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RIP IT OUT, RIP HIS THROAT OUT, KILL HIM, KILLL HIIIIMM!!!!!!!!!!
POWER, unlimited POWER!!!... ups, wrong one.
KILL HIM!!!
STRANGLE HIM!!
RIP OUT HIS CHEST AND FEED IT TO THE SMOKERS!!
okay... let's try and relax for a minute and.... KILL HIM!!!!
"restrained by security, and thrown up against the wall"
Okay, okay, I'm done, I won't do it again.... RIP OUT HIS THROAT!!!
"forcefully removed from the room"
"out the door" KILL HIM!! -
just to be clear... by
on 2011-01-12 11:11:00 UTC
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nicely sporked:)
I like the way Jack has to be restrained from not joining the Horde, in trying to kill the survivors. It gives the story some humor and makes i more interesting to read :p -
Ohgodohgodohgod. by
on 2011-01-12 10:07:00 UTC
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Eww. I mean EWW. Good that you didn't get to the explicit parts.