just to be clear...

Caleb and Jack's First Mission! by PitViperOfDoom on 2011-01-12 08:07:00 UTC Reply

http://rc273.webs.com/mission2.htm

Long overdue, in my opinion.

Warning: this mission involves squick. It's definitely PG-13, because the original fic had naughty bits, though I deliberately left out said naughty bits. Trust me when I say that it wasn't something anybody in their right mind wants to see.

Enjoy!

Re: Caleb and Jack's First Mission! by Whin on 2011-01-14 02:35:00 UTC Reply

Th-the stupid... it hurts my /soul/!

I applaud you two. Also I once thought that L4D hunters could never be considered adorable. Jack has proved me wrong.

Yes! by PitViperOfDoom on 2011-01-14 03:33:00 UTC Reply

When I created Jack, I thought to myself, "I will make a zombie character, and by God I will make him the cutest damn zombie Assassin ever!"

Nicely done! by OpinionedAngel on 2011-01-13 14:06:00 UTC Reply

I really like these two, they have an interesting chemistry between them. I'd certainly like to see more of them!
Whoa by Sonne on 2011-01-13 12:59:00 UTC Reply

*Coming back from the bathroom after throwing up* That was nasty... and gross. I really don't catch how somebody even came up with that idea.
Great sporking, and also great agents. It seems to be great fun writing both of them. I just hope Caleb doesn't get urple eyes when he feeds out of Sues.

Re: Whoa by PitViperOfDoom on 2011-01-13 20:03:00 UTC Reply

Hey, if people can think rape is cute, then... okay subject change.

No, just regular purple. He dares you to comment.

Gross! by doctorlit on 2011-01-13 05:13:00 UTC Reply

What a nasty story! I'm glad you interrupted it when you did. I'm starting to like Caleb a lot. His immense strength and temper set him out from the 'calmer, veteran agent' archetype.
Good mission. by jakraziel on 2011-01-13 02:10:00 UTC Reply

I like Jack better out of the two agents, mostly because of how mad he is.
Nice mission! by Sylibane on 2011-01-12 23:43:00 UTC Reply

Who in their right mind would write a romantic fic with a zombie like that? Good job sporking it.
WHOO! ZOMBIE FIGHT! *applauds* (nm) by Laburnum on 2011-01-12 19:32:00 UTC Reply
Good job! by Sergio Turbo on 2011-01-12 16:45:00 UTC Reply

Your agents are really funny! A sparkly vampire and a grimy zombie... priceless!
Yeah!! by Vilstrup on 2011-01-12 10:33:00 UTC Reply

RIP IT OUT, RIP HIS THROAT OUT, KILL HIM, KILLL HIIIIMM!!!!!!!!!!
POWER, unlimited POWER!!!... ups, wrong one.
KILL HIM!!!
STRANGLE HIM!!
RIP OUT HIS CHEST AND FEED IT TO THE SMOKERS!!

okay... let's try and relax for a minute and.... KILL HIM!!!!

"restrained by security, and thrown up against the wall"

Okay, okay, I'm done, I won't do it again.... RIP OUT HIS THROAT!!!

"forcefully removed from the room"

"out the door" KILL HIM!!

just to be clear... by Vilstrup on 2011-01-12 11:11:00 UTC Reply

nicely sporked:)
I like the way Jack has to be restrained from not joining the Horde, in trying to kill the survivors. It gives the story some humor and makes i more interesting to read :p

Ohgodohgodohgod. by ellipsis flood on 2011-01-12 10:07:00 UTC Reply

Eww. I mean EWW. Good that you didn't get to the explicit parts.