Subject: Of a sort.
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Posted on: 2011-01-03 03:40:00 UTC
It's not that most of us are morbid, it's that Cute Animal Friends are that annoying.
Only Mary Sues trivialize death and slaughter for fun, but we mock their stupid ideas of death and slaughter for fun. So the death and slaughter funnies just happen naturally.
Also there are many things that really *should* be burned with fire. Wear your snuggly hat and pray.
Hey, the name's WebmanJax. I'm a big fan of video games (new and old), Star Wars, LotR, The Matrix, many animes, and basically anything with awesome action.
Caddy-shack got me interested in the PPC.
I plan to, with any luck, kill some Sues/Stus and maybe do some combined operations with Caddy-shack.
If you see me in the chat please forgive my spelling. I am useless without spell checking. I promise to try and at least be legible.
Welcome and enjoy your stay! Here you have a surgical sewing kit. I hope it helps you when caddy gives you another knife.
Wow thanks. Just in time too. You have no idea how painful this is.
Welcome, new friend! Have a lightsaber. Unfortunately, it was confiscated from a Sue, so it's a bit...pink.
I'm sure I can find someone from the Star Wars universe that can fix it for me. After all I think it's just a matter of changing the crystal.
Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and please enjoy your stay!
Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQ parties!
Huh? What? What happened? What did I miss?
I was sure I had replied to this last night, now watch, it'll end up being on someone else's thread, and they will be confused. Anyway, Welcome Buddy! Have an Adamantium knife, it is the same siza and shape as a caomabt knife, more durable, and is excellent for killing sues and stus, and skinning CAF's.
Well I guess I'll put it with the others that you've given me, and by "given" I mean "stabbed me with and left behind."
XD
Have a pet cat, a blue mat and a funny hat.
I'll put them with my baseball bat, my cousin Pat, and my mixing vat.
Have this X-02 from Ace Combat 5. I played the game so many times that I've got plenty of them.
I hope it has the Demons of Razgriz colour scheme.
If I manage to convince Upstairs to allow a PPC fighter squadron (it comes handy for Ace Combat and Macross badfics), that's what the paint scheme will be based upon. Bonus points for PPC official uniform colour being already black.
Don't feed it Sues or Stus.
I'll take good care of it. Don't worry I've heard Sues and Stus are fattening, I mean look what happened to Cthulhu.
Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this plush Deathclaw as a welcoming present.
Oh man you just reminded me that I still need to explore all of New Vegas. That darn explorer perk eh? Now I have to see everything!
Welcome to the Board, and the PPC! Have a Dramatic Coat, which will swirl dramatically when you need it too.
I shall have to find one somewhere.
Now if only that coat could be real. Oh well I guess one of my agents can use it.
Have a hat knit from the slaughtered pelts of only the snuggliest and warm Cute Animal Friends! Sure to keep you warm in the coldest, most inhuman badfic!
Oh man, is everyone this morbid? I think I'm gonna fit in just fine.
It's not that most of us are morbid, it's that Cute Animal Friends are that annoying.
Only Mary Sues trivialize death and slaughter for fun, but we mock their stupid ideas of death and slaughter for fun. So the death and slaughter funnies just happen naturally.
Also there are many things that really *should* be burned with fire. Wear your snuggly hat and pray.
So I'm assuming the Flowers are not something I should be burning right? Not even if it's just to see what happens?
No. Do not do it.
You cannot imagine the paperwork nightmare a dead head of department is. No. Do not do it.
Have a sparkly frisbee.
Well thanks. I really hope the fake vampire you took it from is really mad!
Welcome to the PPC! It's awesome to have friendly new people here. Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. They're useful for distracting people (and Sues) and throwing at people (and Sues).
I approve of your fandoms, though video games and anime are not things I know much about.
I recommend that you check out the PPC Wiki, if you haven't poked around on there already, for the suggested writings. The Original Series, by Jay and Acacia, is pretty much mamdatory, as is the page on requesting Permission, but other than that have fun exploring.
Well shiny is good. Although I think bullets are the only small shiny things Sues deserve.
I have been to the Wiki a few times and I intend to check the original series at some point.
Anyway it's good to know there's a place on the internet for non jerks.