Do not do it.

Hello, I'm new. by WebmanJax on 2011-01-03 01:44:00 UTC Reply

Hey, the name's WebmanJax. I'm a big fan of video games (new and old), Star Wars, LotR, The Matrix, many animes, and basically anything with awesome action.

Caddy-shack got me interested in the PPC.

I plan to, with any luck, kill some Sues/Stus and maybe do some combined operations with Caddy-shack.

If you see me in the chat please forgive my spelling. I am useless without spell checking. I promise to try and at least be legible.

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Hello new dude! by Sonne on 2011-01-05 02:35:00 UTC Reply

Welcome and enjoy your stay! Here you have a surgical sewing kit. I hope it helps you when caddy gives you another knife.

Whew by WebmanJax on 2011-01-05 02:38:00 UTC Reply

Wow thanks. Just in time too. You have no idea how painful this is.

Good to have you a-Board! by doctorlit on 2011-01-03 18:50:00 UTC Reply

Welcome, new friend! Have a lightsaber. Unfortunately, it was confiscated from a Sue, so it's a bit...pink.

No Problem by WebmanJax on 2011-01-04 01:13:00 UTC Reply

I'm sure I can find someone from the Star Wars universe that can fix it for me. After all I think it's just a matter of changing the crystal.

Hello there! by OpinionedAngel on 2011-01-03 18:09:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and please enjoy your stay!

I will. by WebmanJax on 2011-01-04 01:11:00 UTC Reply

Thanks for the chocolate...and now it's gone. :)

First plover! (nm) by Tawaki on 2011-01-03 17:46:00 UTC Reply
Welcome, here's a tall ship. by Khajidu on 2011-01-03 17:10:00 UTC Reply

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!

Mmmm BBQ... by WebmanJax on 2011-01-04 01:03:00 UTC Reply

Huh? What? What happened? What did I miss?

weird by caddy-shack on 2011-01-03 16:57:00 UTC Reply

I was sure I had replied to this last night, now watch, it'll end up being on someone else's thread, and they will be confused. Anyway, Welcome Buddy! Have an Adamantium knife, it is the same siza and shape as a caomabt knife, more durable, and is excellent for killing sues and stus, and skinning CAF's.

Nice. by WebmanJax on 2011-01-04 01:02:00 UTC Reply

Well I guess I'll put it with the others that you've given me, and by "given" I mean "stabbed me with and left behind."
XD

Heehee! by caddy-shack on 2011-01-04 14:35:00 UTC Reply

So THATS where all my knives are going!

Welcome! by Silikat on 2011-01-03 11:59:00 UTC Reply

Have a pet cat, a blue mat and a funny hat.

Thanks for that. by WebmanJax on 2011-01-04 00:59:00 UTC Reply

I'll put them with my baseball bat, my cousin Pat, and my mixing vat.

Welcome! by Sergio Turbo on 2011-01-03 10:58:00 UTC Reply

Have this X-02 from Ace Combat 5. I played the game so many times that I've got plenty of them.

Cool by WebmanJax on 2011-01-04 00:51:00 UTC Reply

I hope it has the Demons of Razgriz colour scheme.

Sure. by Sergio Turbo on 2011-01-04 09:41:00 UTC Reply

If I manage to convince Upstairs to allow a PPC fighter squadron (it comes handy for Ace Combat and Macross badfics), that's what the paint scheme will be based upon. Bonus points for PPC official uniform colour being already black.
I mean the Ghosts of Razgriz (nm) by WebmanJax on 2011-01-04 01:15:00 UTC Reply

Have a Bengal Tiger! by WikiMaster on 2011-01-03 08:35:00 UTC Reply

Don't feed it Sues or Stus.

OK by WebmanJax on 2011-01-04 00:48:00 UTC Reply

I'll take good care of it. Don't worry I've heard Sues and Stus are fattening, I mean look what happened to Cthulhu.

Greetings! by PoorCynic on 2011-01-03 03:10:00 UTC Reply

Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this plush Deathclaw as a welcoming present.

Jeez by WebmanJax on 2011-01-03 03:14:00 UTC Reply

Oh man you just reminded me that I still need to explore all of New Vegas. That darn explorer perk eh? Now I have to see everything!

Greetings! by Sylibane on 2011-01-03 03:02:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board, and the PPC! Have a Dramatic Coat, which will swirl dramatically when you need it too.

That's an awesome coat. by Something Blue on 2011-01-03 03:55:00 UTC Reply

I shall have to find one somewhere.
Sweet! by WebmanJax on 2011-01-03 03:05:00 UTC Reply

Now if only that coat could be real. Oh well I guess one of my agents can use it.

Welcome! by Aster Corbett on 2011-01-03 02:52:00 UTC Reply

Have a hat knit from the slaughtered pelts of only the snuggliest and warm Cute Animal Friends! Sure to keep you warm in the coldest, most inhuman badfic!

,,,hahahahahahahahah! by WebmanJax on 2011-01-03 02:55:00 UTC Reply

Oh man, is everyone this morbid? I think I'm gonna fit in just fine.

Of a sort. by Aster Corbett on 2011-01-03 03:40:00 UTC Reply

It's not that most of us are morbid, it's that Cute Animal Friends are that annoying.

Only Mary Sues trivialize death and slaughter for fun, but we mock their stupid ideas of death and slaughter for fun. So the death and slaughter funnies just happen naturally.

Also there are many things that really *should* be burned with fire. Wear your snuggly hat and pray.

Fire? by WebmanJax on 2011-01-03 03:45:00 UTC Reply

So I'm assuming the Flowers are not something I should be burning right? Not even if it's just to see what happens?

Do not do it. by Aster Corbett on 2011-01-03 04:14:00 UTC Reply

No. Do not do it.

You cannot imagine the paperwork nightmare a dead head of department is. No. Do not do it.

Hiya! Welcome! by Something Blue on 2011-01-03 02:29:00 UTC Reply

Have a sparkly frisbee.

Thanks by WebmanJax on 2011-01-03 02:41:00 UTC Reply

Well thanks. I really hope the fake vampire you took it from is really mad!

Yep. by Something Blue on 2011-01-03 03:47:00 UTC Reply

I was going to steal a baseball, but it wasn't as sparkly.

Hello! by Cassie Cameron-Young on 2011-01-03 02:22:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC! It's awesome to have friendly new people here. Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. They're useful for distracting people (and Sues) and throwing at people (and Sues).

I approve of your fandoms, though video games and anime are not things I know much about.

I recommend that you check out the PPC Wiki, if you haven't poked around on there already, for the suggested writings. The Original Series, by Jay and Acacia, is pretty much mamdatory, as is the page on requesting Permission, but other than that have fun exploring.

Thank you too. by WebmanJax on 2011-01-03 02:45:00 UTC Reply

Well shiny is good. Although I think bullets are the only small shiny things Sues deserve.

I have been to the Wiki a few times and I intend to check the original series at some point.

Anyway it's good to know there's a place on the internet for non jerks.