Subject: Good to have you a-Board!
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Posted on: 2010-12-29 17:29:00 UTC
Welcome, new friend! Have a bag of throwing knives! If you want more, you'll have to pickpocket them from thugs.
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Hi?.....*ducks and cover* by
on 2010-12-29 03:01:00 UTC
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*Cautiously sticks head out from behind conveniently placed desk and decides it's safe*
Ummm.... hello. I'm Alice. I've been lurking around here for a while after reading the original adventures of the PPC and decided to join in on the action. Permission to come aboard?
Me and my partner, if he shows up, have had a traumatic experience with a rather famous mary sue, she-who-must-not-be-named of the limpid blue tear eyes and legendary badfic! status. Yeah, that one. *shudder*. Since then, to avoid damaging what surviving brain cells we have left, would like to help out. We are good with weapons (nun-chucks, sporks, swords, bows, ect.) and have a good knowledge of most common canons, especially if it speaks with a British accent. Also, if you run into any mary sues wandering around the Assassin's creed universe, do tell. My partner has had his eye on a hidden blade for quite a while. Will also take on anyone messing with Eomer. I've been freaking out about how the whole sister-son references back to Angelo-Saxon culture *starts getting side-tracked, snaps out of it*. Anyways, just saying hi. Now to find Sunflower Official before this post gets too long.... -
Hi! by
on 2010-12-31 16:03:00 UTC
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Don't worry, you don't ALWAYS have to duck-and-cover... and with this handy-dandy Flameproof Vest, you should be fine unless you say something QUITE thoughtless or controversial ... of course, we're not supposed to flame here, so everything should be fine. :D
Sister-son? Yeah, Tolkein was a professor of European Medieval history, if I'm not mistaken. -
Welcome! by
on 2010-12-30 21:05:00 UTC
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Have an adamantium knife! It is the same weight and height as a regular knife, and won't break easy.
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Welcome! by
on 2010-12-30 17:02:00 UTC
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Have a box of your favorite kind of candy.
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Greetings! by
on 2010-12-30 01:02:00 UTC
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Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this waterproof fedora as a welcoming gift!
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Hi new fellow! by
on 2010-12-29 23:48:00 UTC
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Here you have a glittering skull which belonged to a Sue. I'm sure she won't ask it back.
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Hello there! by
on 2010-12-29 18:36:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board!
Here, have some chocolate, and please enjoy your stay! -
Good to have you a-Board! by
on 2010-12-29 17:29:00 UTC
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Welcome, new friend! Have a bag of throwing knives! If you want more, you'll have to pickpocket them from thugs.
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First plover! (nm) by
on 2010-12-29 15:50:00 UTC
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Welcome! by
on 2010-12-29 15:07:00 UTC
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Have a generic book. Are there any other less common canons that you like?
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oops, just for clarification by
on 2010-12-29 16:37:00 UTC
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Sorry, forgot to type author.
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canons by
on 2010-12-29 16:35:00 UTC
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Thank you for the generic book! *adds to book pile* I don't know how common would be classified, it seems to vary with geography, but here's a few that I enjoy
-Lord of the Rings
- Harry Potter
- Doctor Who
- Assassins Creed (Oh pretty graphics and Dan Brown-esque plotline.)
- Sherlock Holmes, especially the new series
- Anything by Tamora Pierce
-Ditto with Neil Gaiman
Still new to Terry Pratchett though I adored Good Omens and Making Money. -
woot! by
on 2010-12-29 13:28:00 UTC
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awwwwww.....*Cuddles cheetah,pet kitty and scooter then climbs aboard ship to get a better view of things. Suspiciously pokes the very heavy case, decides its safe, then it unfolds. After untangling herself from under the car she regards the package and it's curious metronome-like beat. After heavy contemplation she slaps a label on it," Happy birthday to Sue" and walks to the closest post office whistling cheerfully, if not a little maniacally, the happy birthday song.*
I've got to find a TARDIS to put this all in. -
The first recorded incident with my folding cars. by
on 2010-12-29 15:48:00 UTC
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So, the rumors are true, it REALLY unfolds itself...
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universal comedy, the 4th law of physics... by
on 2010-12-29 16:41:00 UTC
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Mark the date!
Maybe ducktape will work.....*goes off to find a roll* -
Heya! by
on 2010-12-29 12:17:00 UTC
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Have a pet cat and a scooter. Not quite sure why, but they'll probably be useful. Somehow.
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Have a Cheetah! by
on 2010-12-29 10:35:00 UTC
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Do not feed it Sues or Stus.
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Welcome, here's a tall ship. by
on 2010-12-29 09:37:00 UTC
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Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQ parties! -
Welcome! by
on 2010-12-29 09:15:00 UTC
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Have a folding car. It becomes a rather heavy case when not in use. Careful, it has a tendency to unfold itself in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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Re: Hi?.....*ducks and cover* by
on 2010-12-29 05:52:00 UTC
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Greetings! Have this suspiciously ticking package that is definitely not a bomb!