Have a generic book.

Have a pet cat and a toy car. And a fez. Fezzes are cool.

Don't feed it Sues or Stus.

Please anjoy your stay! Here you have a Pokeball which is useful to catch Sues. Also, here you have a box I found in the woods. I don't really know what it contains, so be careful.

Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this plush Cthulhu doll as a welcoming gift.

Welcome, new friend! Have a tarantula! It's colored like military fatigues, so it can join you in crawling through the underbrush undetected.

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!

We usually ask people to hang around on the 'Board for a while (about a month) before asking permission to write a spin-off, so we can get to know you and your style a bit. We also ask that when you do request permission, that you include a writing sample, and a brief bio of your agents. Caddy-Shack's request below is pretty standard, if you'd like an example.

We'd love to have another PPC spin-off! It's just, we don't quite know you well enough yet. I'll be happy to look over your request later on.

Have you taken a look at the permission requirements of the wiki? Because I'm pretty sure you're not meeting several of them here.