Subject: Have a Bengal Tiger!
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Posted on: 2010-12-28 10:04:00 UTC
Don't feed it Sues or Stus.
Subject: Have a Bengal Tiger!
Author:
Posted on: 2010-12-28 10:04:00 UTC
Don't feed it Sues or Stus.
I have been a longtime reader and fan of the PPC, and for some time now have been wanting to throw a couple of agents into the fray. My most policed fandom would be G.I. Joe, which I have noticed that almost no one else is doing.
My agents would, however, gladly take on other cases that they were qualified for. Since I am a huge geek, I know most of the common fandoms PPCd well. May the Force be with you. Live long and prosper. Hey doll merry doll merry doll dillo. Bright blue his jacket is, and hiis boots are yellow. You get the idea.
My agents would handle bad slash, sues, and complete possesion by the spirit of the author(ess).
If anyone wants to take a look at some of my own fic to get an idea of my writing style, skill level, and skills of grammar-fu, I am CrystalOfEllinon at ff.net. published in the cartoon section under G.I. Joe. Thanks!
Have a generic book.
Have a pet cat and a toy car. And a fez. Fezzes are cool.
Don't feed it Sues or Stus.
Wouldn't want to give the poor kitty indigestion now, would we? Good kitty. "Pets tiger."
Please anjoy your stay! Here you have a Pokeball which is useful to catch Sues. Also, here you have a box I found in the woods. I don't really know what it contains, so be careful.
My thanks. The Pokeball should come in useful. "Pokes box gingerly." I shall examine this box at length. Perhaps it contains items of ancient magic. Or chocolate. Either works for me.
*holds out mega-box of peppermint bark*
There's always leftovers if you know where to find them.
Welcome.
Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this plush Cthulhu doll as a welcoming gift.
I have only this to say by way of thanks for your kind gesture; Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Welcome, new friend! Have a tarantula! It's colored like military fatigues, so it can join you in crawling through the underbrush undetected.
Aww, you shouldn't have, but thanks. I shall name him Frank. Frank the tarantula. "Pets Frank." Whosagoodspider?!
Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQ parties!
Sweet. I like barbeque. "Breaks out grilling equipment." Ribs, anyone?
We usually ask people to hang around on the 'Board for a while (about a month) before asking permission to write a spin-off, so we can get to know you and your style a bit. We also ask that when you do request permission, that you include a writing sample, and a brief bio of your agents. Caddy-Shack's request below is pretty standard, if you'd like an example.
We'd love to have another PPC spin-off! It's just, we don't quite know you well enough yet. I'll be happy to look over your request later on.
That I can do!
Thanks for the info.
Have you taken a look at the permission requirements of the wiki? Because I'm pretty sure you're not meeting several of them here.
While I've poked around the wiki a bit, I've mostly just read the PPC mission logs and didn't know the specifics of asking for permission to write a spin-off. The other person who replied filled me in on the protocol. I'll hang around and chat and get known for a month or so and then ask permission again, this time according to guidelines.
Thanks for the reply and correction!