Subject: Happy Holidays!
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Posted on: 2010-12-26 00:12:00 UTC
For everyone, I'd liek to give you this:
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/the-sage/fanfic-theatre
It's badfic read for humorous intent, though I have no idea if anyone else has seen it... (I also recommend the rest of the site for your viewing pleasure)
Once again, Happy Holidays, and an equally Happy New Year!
(In whihc I will get around to making some good agents-to-be..)
(Yes, that is my not-so-subtle attempt to remind everyone it's not just Christmas.)
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Wonderful Winter Holidays!
May we continue to kick the collective butts of fail-y fanfic for another year. ^_^
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In celebration of the festive season, Boarder!Cassie spent some time setting up a Generic Holiday Tree in the Large Auditorium and putting out out shedloads of nibblies and drinks on a load of conveniently placed tables (only conveniently placed because several people had been badgered into making them so). After supervising the hanging of the banner reading "Merry Holidays!" above the Christmas tree, she stood back and looked satisfied.
"Let the PPC Board Christmas Party 2010 be declared open!"
"What's happening?" she asks, wandering around in the rubble of what appears to be a gigantic gingerbread house.
PEPPERMINT BARK ALL AROUND! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Have some peppermint bark spiked with Bleeprin!
For everyone, I'd liek to give you this:
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/the-sage/fanfic-theatre
It's badfic read for humorous intent, though I have no idea if anyone else has seen it... (I also recommend the rest of the site for your viewing pleasure)
Once again, Happy Holidays, and an equally Happy New Year!
(In whihc I will get around to making some good agents-to-be..)
Christmas Specials! Get your Old-Timey Christmas Specials right here!
Muppet Family Christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtgYDpvRCMI
Christmas eve on Sesame Street
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YQ8KdBEhz8
And the rest!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC_sj3CHf0Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neyvXmz-ec0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd39Fnas8Ro&feature=fvw
And may the new year be prosperous!
Elemarth is bringing... herself. Which seems like enough at the moment, considering how long she's been away from the board and her life during that time.
Hooray for holidays! :D
I just love the winter chaos. *Starts throwing handfulls of popcorn around*
"Merry Christmas! Where are my presents?" while entering the door. After that she starts looking for them, putting some tables upside down meanwhile. When she finds nothing, she mourns aloud and directs to the goose Aster brought. "Remember when I said I'd eat you the last? I lied" she tells the goose, trying to sound funny. But as nobody notices even she spoke, she gets depressed and eats the goose alone in a corner.
...and busied herself around the Large Auditorium singing out-of-tune Christmas Carols and throwing holly at people.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of you!
...which, of course, translates to "Merry Christmas".
Happy holidays, y'all! I'm off to Nagoya (in Japan) to hike the Nakasendo. Will be back before next year (hopefully).
Cheers!
~Xani B.
...that is to say, she brought herself and a karaoke machine to sing all kinds of crazy holiday-ish tunes. With PPC lyrics. Because she can get away with that. Oh, the horror. She would gladly take any requests so as long as nobody asked her to do the Twelve Days of Bad Slash, ever. The last time she attempted that awfully long-winded song she suffered from a sore throat that refuse to quit for a month.
But anything else is fine. Like Console Yells!
"Dashing through the snow, our uarry sprints away..."
Cassie bounced over and attempted to take possesson of the karaoke machine, or at least share. Rummaging for a second mic and somewhere to connect it, she was rather gleeful.
She had clearly had a few Bleep-cocktails already.
Guvnor of Space doesn't mind the chaos that is a Christmas Party. After all, he loves chaos. It's like his thing. He does his best to stay out of everyone else's way, and takes it all in. Beautiful, beautiful chaos.
Caddy-shack walks in yawning, having just had a nap. He brings in a several trays of chocolate mice on Oreo cookies.
"Hope everyone enjoys them" He says to himself.
He places them on a convenient adn walks over to say hello to Aster.
(Have a great holiday everyone!)
There was a thoughtful humming sound from one corner of the room. The sound in question came from PoorCynic, who was examining a punch bowl full of eggnog. He had a bottle of rum in one hand and a measuring cup in the other.
Aster Corbett walks in with a huge platter with a whole roast goose on it.
I wonder how fast it will go...?
Ah, holidays. Always fun! Cheers, Cassie :)
Enjoy whatever it is you happen to celebrate. :]
...And I encourage Christmas pranks. Why not?
Well, as long as the pranks are directed at someone else.
*Khroma positions himself by the food, safely away from the mistletoe. Also, he is holding a riot shield.*
PitViperOfDoom balanced precariously on a tall stepladder, giggling as she thumbtacked the end of a string to the ceiling. On the other end of the string, now dangling over their heads, was a sprig of mistletoe. She carefully climbed down, moved the stepladder to another strategic location, and produced another sprig from the basket on her arm. Once more she ascended the ladder, singing to herself.
"Ole Saint Nick has bourbon breath, it's so cold you could catch your death, a cop sold me some crystal meth, it's a merry $@ing Christmas..."
*hands out Generic Holiday Crackers*
... bringing food for everyone. It's Christmas, so there will be no pranks. Unless someone else starts it.