Subject: Merry/Happy Christmas, one and all!
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Posted on: 2010-12-24 22:41:00 UTC

PitViperOfDoom balanced precariously on a tall stepladder, giggling as she thumbtacked the end of a string to the ceiling. On the other end of the string, now dangling over their heads, was a sprig of mistletoe. She carefully climbed down, moved the stepladder to another strategic location, and produced another sprig from the basket on her arm. Once more she ascended the ladder, singing to herself.

"Ole Saint Nick has bourbon breath, it's so cold you could catch your death, a cop sold me some crystal meth, it's a merry $@ing Christmas..."

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