One: I am an entity that rules this section of the Universe, and though I have no body, I can take a physical form when dealing with sentient beings. I came up with that about a month ago. Before that, Guvnor of Space meant nothing.

Two: I started with the Hobbit, then saw the movies, then read the books. The books are better

Three: "Ram the Blade Ship" I will say no more.

Four: I'll take the C4 and chocolate, as both are more formidable as weapons than knitting supplies and daggers.

Five: I was already corrected, and the Mini-Balrog has already been adopted.

Six: When George Lucus re-released A New Hope, he edited it so that Greedo shot Han before Han shot Greedo, because "Han is a good guy."

I live near one of the great lakes, and we are six inches away from our snowiest month in all of history. So while I do like snow, I already have plenty.

I shall treasure it forever. It isn't often that people give gifts of clothing to non-corporeal entities such as myself. They don't seem to realize that we need protection from badfic just like everyone else!

While I do appreciate the gesture, I have a Blade Ship. I'll still take it though. It could make good... target practice.

Still, I hope stealing it didn't cause you too much trouble. You don't want to know how hard it was to get a functioning blade ship. Silly Andalaites always trying to blow up perfectly good Yeerk space craft...

Why thank you. I feel indifferently about generic books. I just read them at a pace that would be considered perfectly average.

You are a confusing being. You have my pity.

It's certainly the one I know the most about. Strangely enough, I've never written and SG fanfiction.

Awesome cookies eh? Almost as good as snicker-doodles made with real doodles.

*Shrugs his incorporeal shoulders* Don't look at me. I just found this place because of TV Tropes. Come to think of it, I only got into fanfiction because of TV Tropes. And I gladly accept all the offered gifts. I shall send invisible thank you cards sometime in the near future.

My skills at the BBQ are sorely lacking. I shall leave such matters in the hands of others.

Damn you Google Spell check! A plaque upon you and your race of search engine based web browsers! Oh damn it, I just gave it an award.

And like I said, I've never even been able to make it fifty pages into that book (which I shall not try spelling again) and as such I apologize for my misspelling.

Oh, and thanks for welcoming me. I welcome any welcomes anyone is willing to bestow upon me.

Also, I tend to ramble. So you may as well get used to it.