Hello, someone-newer-here-than-me!

New Recruit is nervous... by runedragon1985 on 2010-12-15 23:30:00 UTC Reply

Freelance RuneDragon reporting for duty! I am a veteran of the old GAFF board and member of the current Why, God, Why boards. I come to offer my services to find and make fun of bad FanFiction. My Fandoms are many and across a broad spectrum. All I ask is simply acceptance and understanding.

Have a Grizzly Bear! by WikiMaster on 2010-12-17 07:39:00 UTC Reply

Don't feed it honey.
hola! by jimmy 389 on 2010-12-17 03:18:00 UTC Reply

Here have a slim jim newer-than-me-newbie
Hello Newbie! by OpinionedAngel on 2010-12-16 15:52:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate and enjoy your stay! And don't worry, we don't bite... unless we have to.
Welcome. Here's a tall ship. by Khajidu on 2010-12-16 14:37:00 UTC Reply

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!
Hello! by BookwormMika on 2010-12-16 12:35:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the board! Have a Generic Book.
Hello, new recruit! by Silikat on 2010-12-16 07:44:00 UTC Reply

Have a pet cat and a tin can. The cat is for hugs and snuggling. The tin can? Well, you can do many things with a can. I'm sure you will find something.
Welcome! by caddy-shack on 2010-12-16 05:11:00 UTC Reply

Jere, have an Adamantium Knife! it about the same weight and size of a regular knife, and cuts through almost anything (especially Sues). Make sure to use it wisely, and keep it away from Wolverine, he gets suspicious when people have Adamantium anything.

*Here (nm) by caddy-shack on 2010-12-16 05:12:00 UTC Reply

Hi! by Something Blue on 2010-12-16 02:51:00 UTC Reply

Hi! I'm only barely newer than you, but welcome! Have an empty ballpoint pen and a spoon.
Hello, someone-newer-here-than-me! by Gamma on 2010-12-16 02:20:00 UTC Reply

Hi! Welcome to the board, let us delve the secrets of it together!
Have some orange juice, it's very good for short-circuting things. Or to drink, either or.
Greetings! by Sylibane on 2010-12-16 01:49:00 UTC Reply

Have some Bleepermint Bark! It's made with Bleepolate (chocolate and Bleeprin) and crushed up candy canes. Good for getting bad 'fics out of your head, and festive too!
(If you're an avian or cannot have chocolate, sorry. I might be able to come up with a substitute.)
Sounds good. by Aeidhryn on 2010-12-16 01:23:00 UTC Reply

Have some chocolate.

And while you're here... why is it that I can never figure out how to say anything on the Why God Why board? Do I just have technical problems? Is it an oldbie thing?
Less-New Recruit is Welcoming! by MindGamer on 2010-12-16 00:55:00 UTC Reply

Greetings, Rune-San! Have a Silver Ticket! I tried to get a Golden one, but they were all out.
Welcome recruit by Sonne on 2010-12-16 00:54:00 UTC Reply

Don't be nervous, Privet Runedragon. As Pretzel says, be don't bite unless you're made out of chocolate or you meet a vampire boarder. But I'm not sure if they exist or it's just a urban legend.
For newbie present, here you have a pine-scented fork. It's absolutely useless.
Good to have you a-Board! by doctorlit on 2010-12-16 00:14:00 UTC Reply

Welcome, new friend!

Have a shape-shifter egg! It will hatch into whatever you're thinking about at the time! Just try not to think of anything too dangerous...
Hello, and welcome! by Pretzel on 2010-12-15 23:48:00 UTC Reply

No need to feel nervous; we don't bite here-- Well, unless you're made of chocolate. Then you're on your own. --so feel free to relax and have fun.

For your first newbie gifts, I present to you a spiffy Bag or Near-Infinite Holding, a plushie Companion Cube, and a Frying Pan of Doom^TM. Use them well.