Subject: Have a Cheetah!
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Posted on: 2010-12-13 12:55:00 UTC
Do not feed it Sues or Stus.
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Um.. hi! by
on 2010-12-12 22:55:00 UTC
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Hiya! I'm new here, usually go by Something Blue, and have a friend Hoshi who will hopefully shortly be joining me here.
I like Warriors, the Dresden Files, Discworld, (new) Doctor Who, Harry Potter and assorted other continua.
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Hello! by
on 2010-12-14 13:20:00 UTC
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Have a generic book of your choice.
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Thank you. by
on 2010-12-14 17:14:00 UTC
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If I keep it generic, can it turn into something at a later date?
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*shrugs* Sure. (nm) by
on 2010-12-15 00:20:00 UTC
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Hello, have an Adamantium Knife. by
on 2010-12-13 22:50:00 UTC
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It's about the size of a regular knife, and is around the same weight. Make sure to use it for the good of canon everywhere.
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Ooh, shiny. by
on 2010-12-14 02:18:00 UTC
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Thanks!
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Greetings! by
on 2010-12-13 15:48:00 UTC
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Well met rookie! Please enjoy this oversized foam cowboy hat as a welcoming gift.
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Thanks. by
on 2010-12-13 16:31:00 UTC
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*dons hat* *examines self* *takes off hat and sticks in a pocket*
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Have a Cheetah! by
on 2010-12-13 12:55:00 UTC
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Do not feed it Sues or Stus.
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Why, thank you. by
on 2010-12-13 16:02:00 UTC
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I will not. I *like* felines.
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Welcome! by
on 2010-12-13 11:30:00 UTC
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Have a folding car. It becomes a rather heavy case when not in use. However, do not put it near fragile objects. The flding mechanism is faulty. As nearly all the tech here.
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...thanks? by
on 2010-12-13 16:01:00 UTC
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May I take that to mean that it's suddenly going to expand and become a car when I'm not looking?
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Yes, it can. Sorry. Lwas of Narrative Comedy, you know. (nm) by
on 2010-12-13 20:03:00 UTC
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Hello, fellow Doctor Who fan! by
on 2010-12-13 07:33:00 UTC
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May I ask, new series or old?
Anyway, have a pet cat and a Pie of Rassilon. You may name the pie whatever you wish, and eat the cat. No, that's not right... -
Yep! by
on 2010-12-13 15:59:00 UTC
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New series. Possible reasons are that a) it's the only one on Netflix Watch Online, b) it has Ten in it, or c) I just like it better.
I will call the cat... Green. -
Hello! by
on 2010-12-13 02:28:00 UTC
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Have some Bleepermint Bark! It's made with Bleepolate (chocolate and Bleeprin) and crushed up candy canes. (If you're an avian or cannot have chocolate, sorry. I might be able to come up with a substitute.)
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Re: Hello! by
on 2010-12-13 02:36:00 UTC
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Ooh! Thanks! I -can- have chocolate, but it's probably a bad idea, it makes me ridiculously hyper and I'd rather not be incoherent or blowing stuff up. *sticks the Bark in her pocket. In a plastic bag, mind you, she's not making that mistake again*
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In that case... by
on 2010-12-13 02:45:00 UTC
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Save it. You never know when that might come in handy...
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Re: In that case... by
on 2010-12-13 03:07:00 UTC
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Suggestion duly noted and followed. Good idea.
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Welcome, have a Hippie Sequoia bobblehead! by
on 2010-12-13 02:24:00 UTC
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This limited-edition bobblehead was made in the likeness of the Hippie Sequoia, head of what may have been the first ever division of the department of Mary Sues, the Star Trek Division. Feel free to trade with your fellow boarders to get the whole set! Also, I will not be held responsible for any damages incurred by incinerating any of the bobbleheads in effigy of one of the larger, actual flowers.
Next, I have a set of eight very important links that every boarder and every PPC'er should read. Without further delay, I give you The Links!
http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Help:Editing#Neshomeh.27sEditingTutorial
http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/FAQ:ForNewbies
http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Slash-SporkingGuide
<a href="http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/MissionWritingGuide">http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/MissionWritingGuide
<a href="http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/GuideToThePPC">http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/GuideToThePPC
http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Permission
<a href="http://community.livejournal.com/theppc/20306.html">http://community.livejournal.com/theppc/20306.html
<a href="http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/KilledBadfic">http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Killed_Badfic
All of these are super-useful, ultra-important to read, and mega-helpful when one needs to write for the PPC or try to understand some of the more exotic terms we may throw around. Enjoy! -
Re: Welcome, have a Hippie Sequoia bobblehead! by
on 2010-12-13 02:33:00 UTC
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*pokes bobblehead* I found an Einstein one of these in the bottom of a creek at a science lab once. Still not sure how it got there.
I've read a couple of those, but thanks for the others. *begins reading avidly* -
Good to have you a-Board! by
on 2010-12-13 02:05:00 UTC
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Welcome, new friend! Have something old, something new, and something borrowed!
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Heh. by
on 2010-12-13 02:18:00 UTC
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Heh. Thanks. Y'know, if you ignore the fact that about half of them are bloodthirsty, insane assassins, PPCers seem to be quite nice.
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Slander! by
on 2010-12-13 06:51:00 UTC
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We're ALL bloodthirsty, insane asassins, thankyouverymuch.
XD
Nah, not really. Assassination is only a part of what we do here at the PPC - exorcism and untangling's a big part too! Though all in all, it just boils down to getting along as best we can, and finding badfic to point and laugh at. We're a big, slightly mad family. ^_^
Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object as a welcoming gift from me. -
Re: Slander! by
on 2010-12-13 07:16:00 UTC
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*grins* Thanks!
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Eee, another newbie! by
on 2010-12-13 01:07:00 UTC
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Hello, and welcome to the PPC! I hereby bestow upon you three things:
A large plushie Companion Cube (guaranteed not to stab you and which you don't have to incinerate in an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator), a Bag of Near-Infinite Holding, and a Frying Pan of Doomtm. May they serve you well. -
Frying Pan of Doom, did you read that story? by
on 2010-12-13 01:12:00 UTC
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*grins, hugs plushie, transfers tall ship into Bag*
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Yes, yes I did. by
on 2010-12-13 01:14:00 UTC
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You're the first to know where that came from. ^^
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It was a very good story. by
on 2010-12-13 01:22:00 UTC
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I have to read more stuff set in that world. The author's pretty awesome. Although some of the stuff in that Tales of Enchantment book creeps me out.
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I haven't read it in years, by
on 2010-12-13 02:20:00 UTC
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but the Frying Pan of Doom stuck with me.
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Re: I haven't read it in years, by
on 2010-12-13 02:24:00 UTC
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It was a great concept. Also it turned people into giant hard-boiled eggs, which is a plus.
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Giant eggs. by
on 2010-12-13 02:26:00 UTC
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0_o
...Huh. Clearly I've got to re-read this story. -
Welcome! by
on 2010-12-13 01:01:00 UTC
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Here you have a baloon. It's red so goes with you!
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Re: Welcome! by
on 2010-12-13 01:10:00 UTC
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*tilts head* Red goes with blue? I guess it does, hmm. *ties balloon string around wrist*
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Another Newbie! by
on 2010-12-13 00:07:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
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Re: Um.. hi! by
on 2010-12-12 23:21:00 UTC
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Heya, person-who-is-slightly-newer-than-me! Have a stylish bowler!
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Re: Um.. hi! by
on 2010-12-12 23:25:00 UTC
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Thank you also. *dons hat, gives Whin an umbrella in return*
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Welcome. Here's a tall ship. by
on 2010-12-12 23:08:00 UTC
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Fair winds!
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Thanks. by
on 2010-12-12 23:19:00 UTC
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Thank you. *shoves ship into pocket of hammerspace* Is it customary to give people sailing ships when they show up?
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Everyone gives some random stuff. by
on 2010-12-13 09:13:00 UTC
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I happen to be giving tall ships. Be careful, they are sentient.
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It is, actually. by
on 2010-12-13 00:36:00 UTC
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Tall ships. And always from the same person.
Have some cookies? And a bit of C4, from my new stash. Ran out of plastique when we had a bunch of newbies for a while, I'm afraid, but now I'm restocked! Yay! -
Yay! by
on 2010-12-13 01:07:00 UTC
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Whee! Explosives! Sugar!
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What better than a combination of the two? :D by
on 2010-12-13 01:27:00 UTC
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I'm glad you like them! ;)
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Indeed. by
on 2010-12-13 01:33:00 UTC
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*runs around on a sugar rush eating chocolate and blowing up stuff, loudly humming*
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I'm going to like you, aren't I? *hummm* (nm) by
on 2010-12-13 01:35:00 UTC
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