BLEEPRIN PLEASE!

BLEEPRIN PLEASE! by Sonne on 2010-11-23 00:13:00 UTC

Keeping it reel by galenfea on 2010-12-03 16:42:00 UTC Reply

Clearly Arthur is into Scottish dancing. It's a fine art form, after all.

woah. by Marx on 2010-11-29 16:12:00 UTC Reply

"'NOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~~~~~~O!' he shouted as he blew up and bits of berd splattered all over his car which became vernons now because he had left the keys behind and Vernon could steel them and use them to go driving wherever he wanted. Even the sea. Because it was magic."
Best story ever.
D'arkYagam'i? That explains everything. (nm) by Maudlin Hart on 2010-11-23 16:43:00 UTC Reply

D'ark Yagam'i by jimmy 389 on 2010-11-29 02:55:00 UTC Reply

I thought he was a troll, I must read this. On a competly unrelated note, has anyone PPC'd "Light and Dark" yet? I was surprised not to find it on the list of legendary badfic

He is a troll of hilarious epicness (nm) by Maudlin Hart on 2010-11-29 13:48:00 UTC Reply

I thought so by jimmy389 on 2010-11-29 20:21:00 UTC Reply

Wow, the first three paragraphs are basically one big innuendo

O_O by Silikat on 2010-11-23 11:13:00 UTC Reply

Holy elephant dung. That is hilarious.

This is my favourite line by far:
He pulled his wand and pointed it at vernon and a long shooty of white magic strings flew out of the end and landed on some stuff.

So much effort! So much description!
YOUR VOLDEMORT! by ellipsis flood on 2010-11-23 07:57:00 UTC Reply

My voldemort? O rly?
My bile fascination forces me to click this link...

Okay... this hurts. No, it HURTS.
Dibs! by PitViperOfDoom on 2010-11-23 00:33:00 UTC Reply

This fic is hilariously bad. I kill.

Thank you so much by Sonne on 2010-11-23 14:44:00 UTC Reply

Brave PitViperOfDoom! *claps energetically and then builds a statue of Pit* Tell us when it's done, we all want to behold the death of this badfic!
Godspeed to you sir! by caddy-shack on 2010-11-23 03:41:00 UTC Reply

PitViperOfDoom, you are a brave soul. Kill it. Kill it good, and KILL IT WITH FIRE!

*salutes* by PitViperOfDoom on 2010-11-23 05:09:00 UTC Reply

'Tis my duty, friend. And I'm a woman.

0_0 (slams head on desk) by caddy-shack on 2010-11-23 05:23:00 UTC Reply

Sorry! Godspeed to you Ma'am!

On another note, who are your agents?

No worries by PitViperOfDoom on 2010-11-24 00:57:00 UTC Reply

I've stared people in the face and still been mistaken for a boy before.

As for my agents, I write for Agents Adder and Deuce, one semi-normal human and one not-at-all-normal human; Mordecai and Kestrel, a Potterverse wizard and Redwall ferret, respectively; and Caleb and Jack, an ornery Twilight vampire and a sentient Hunter from the universe of Left 4 Dead.