Ooh, a snowball fight. This looks fun.

*signals to something behind her. She is somehow now clad in a black skin-tight one-piece outfit, with a red cloak billowing behind her, a bulky pistol holstered on one hip and a sword sheathed on the other*

Snow!Men of Tanith! Do you want to live forever?

*there is the suggestion of movement behind her and suddenly the air is filled with snowballs*

"Sandworm Group A, Crash against the gates to allow Ground Battalion L to storm the first circle. Sandworm Group B, attack from the left flank to distract the troops on the walls. Sandworm Group C will do the same."

Snow!Muad'dib, on the other hand, began flying to the citadel with Snow!Fedaykin, his elite warriors.

(insert Infernal Trio throwing snowballs by every single method thought of in sentient multiverse)

*Grabs large bucket to fill with snow for ammo*

*starts building snow!Trolls and snow!Grond*

"Alright, those walls are obviously too strong, I'll need to batter down the front gates."


*Begins rolling a giant snowball*


(singing) "All the kings horses and all the kings men, surely cant put the gates back together again!"

I'll go get a catapault and a show shovel! (Runs off)

Airhead didn't need a Snow!Minas Tirith. Why would she need a Snow!Minas Tirith with her Invincible!FULL-BODY-SNOWSUIT? Who cares about style, anyway?

44 snowballs, 6 pratfalls and 17 ice-shoved-down-shirt maneuvers later, she was less certain...

Take that! And that! And this! And some of this!

Man, I love snow.

I'm under enemy fire! Need backup!

*is hit by a snowball*

Screw that. LEEEEEEEEEEROYYYYYY JEEEEEENKIIIIIINS!

*starts throwing snowballs at everyone in sight*

...Snow!Sandworms.*

The legions of Snow!Muad'dib have come! Fall before his legions!

*Builds Snow!Aterides Keep.*

It hasn't snowed here, but I shall enjoy this anyway! *sets off into the snowy landscape to build Snow!Helm's Deep and an army to fill it*

*tosses snowballs with abandon and rather poor aim, hitting at least three people she wasn't aiming at*

I'll show you! *turning arms like windmill to throw snowballs* Revenge is a pleasure for gods! Hahahahahah! *two guys in white coats come in and drag her*

Gah! Cold cold cold cold cold! *flails arms and flees indoors*

Some got inside my jacket, gah!

*Starts building a barricade of snow in front of a broom closet*
Can you use brooms as a weapon in a snowball fight? Or is that cheating?

YEAH! Let's make killer monster snow goons!
*gets snowballed*

This is going to be interesting.

*pelts snowball at first person she sees*

*Wanders off, sidestepping the odd snowball, to find a source of fire*

Worked on Helm's Deep...

*Dodges a snowball*

Ha!

*Gets hit by another one*

D'oh!

*Builds herself a fort*

*pops out from under the snow and nails nearest victims* This'll be just like on Tom and Jerry! *starts building snowman army*