Subject: *Concentrates Snow!Fremen forces on Snow!MinasTirith*
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Posted on: 2010-11-24 08:29:00 UTC
"Sandworm Group A, Crash against the gates to allow Ground Battalion L to storm the first circle. Sandworm Group B, attack from the left flank to distract the troops on the walls. Sandworm Group C will do the same."
Snow!Muad'dib, on the other hand, began flying to the citadel with Snow!Fedaykin, his elite warriors.
It has snowed here, and in tradition, I would like to start the annual snowball fight.
*Throws a snowball at everyone in range*
Muwahahahahaha!
*Goes off to build Snow!Minas Tirith*
Ooh, a snowball fight. This looks fun.
*signals to something behind her. She is somehow now clad in a black skin-tight one-piece outfit, with a red cloak billowing behind her, a bulky pistol holstered on one hip and a sword sheathed on the other*
Snow!Men of Tanith! Do you want to live forever?
*there is the suggestion of movement behind her and suddenly the air is filled with snowballs*
"Sandworm Group A, Crash against the gates to allow Ground Battalion L to storm the first circle. Sandworm Group B, attack from the left flank to distract the troops on the walls. Sandworm Group C will do the same."
Snow!Muad'dib, on the other hand, began flying to the citadel with Snow!Fedaykin, his elite warriors.
(insert Infernal Trio throwing snowballs by every single method thought of in sentient multiverse)
((This is for Boarders. It's assumed to be on the Board world, not HQ, so Agents don't generally turn up. Just a point I thought I'd bring up.))
Same as above.
*Grabs large bucket to fill with snow for ammo*
*starts building snow!Trolls and snow!Grond*
"Alright, those walls are obviously too strong, I'll need to batter down the front gates."
*Begins rolling a giant snowball*
(singing) "All the kings horses and all the kings men, surely cant put the gates back together again!"
I'll go get a catapault and a show shovel! (Runs off)
Airhead didn't need a Snow!Minas Tirith. Why would she need a Snow!Minas Tirith with her Invincible!FULL-BODY-SNOWSUIT? Who cares about style, anyway?
44 snowballs, 6 pratfalls and 17 ice-shoved-down-shirt maneuvers later, she was less certain...
Take that! And that! And this! And some of this!
Man, I love snow.
"Snow?" Aafje asked the person next to her, sprinkling most of her water bottle on the surrounding area. "What about /slush?/"
Her assumption of partnership immediately earned her a fat fluffy one in the face.
"Yeah, you deserved that."
*laughs*
"This! Means! WAAAAR!!!"
*starts pelting you with snow, missing most of the time and hitting various people across the room*
I'm under enemy fire! Need backup!
*is hit by a snowball*
Screw that. LEEEEEEEEEEROYYYYYY JEEEEEENKIIIIIINS!
*starts throwing snowballs at everyone in sight*
*sends out snow!Rohirric cavalry to bring Sergio to the safety of snow!Helm's Deep*
...Snow!Sandworms.*
The legions of Snow!Muad'dib have come! Fall before his legions!
*Builds Snow!Aterides Keep.*
It hasn't snowed here, but I shall enjoy this anyway! *sets off into the snowy landscape to build Snow!Helm's Deep and an army to fill it*
*tosses snowballs with abandon and rather poor aim, hitting at least three people she wasn't aiming at*
I'll show you! *turning arms like windmill to throw snowballs* Revenge is a pleasure for gods! Hahahahahah! *two guys in white coats come in and drag her*
"You know where to kick!" A glop of slush hit one of the whitecoats in the face...
Thank you Aeidhryyyyynnn!!!! *wrestles free and digs a foxhole. Then builds a Snow!Voldemort and hides behind* Guys in whitecoats will never find me... Hahahaha *behaves like a maniac again, tossing snowballs randomly*
Foxholes! Never thought of that. Hmm.... *heheheh*
Gah! Cold cold cold cold cold! *flails arms and flees indoors*
Some got inside my jacket, gah!
*Starts building a barricade of snow in front of a broom closet*
Can you use brooms as a weapon in a snowball fight? Or is that cheating?
YEAH! Let's make killer monster snow goons!
*gets snowballed*
This is going to be interesting.
*pelts snowball at first person she sees*
*Wanders off, sidestepping the odd snowball, to find a source of fire*
Worked on Helm's Deep...
*Dodges a snowball*
Ha!
*Gets hit by another one*
D'oh!
*Builds herself a fort*
These are coming along nicely, on to the walls and ammo reserve.
*Ducks oncoming snowballs* You will not take me alive!!!!!
"Do you dare stand against the might of the dreaded SNOW MUMAKIL!" *Laughs manically*
*Watches as snow ballista shot impacts head of Snow Mumakil*
"Now if only I could make it move....."
Aafje watched the scene for a minute, lost in thought...
"LESS TALKING MORE HITTING!" someone yelled close to her ear as some of her own slush was shoved down her shirt.
She ran off to fetch...
All the pyromaniacs (and there were many) watched dreamily as the snow melted quickly, making a stream that easily created a hole in the wall of the fortress and spoilt half of the ammo reserve.
*pops out from under the snow and nails nearest victims* This'll be just like on Tom and Jerry! *starts building snowman army*