Subject: Good to have you a-Board!
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Posted on: 2010-11-01 04:46:00 UTC
Welcome, foolish mortal new friend!
Have a vampire! He will keep garlic away from you wherever you go. No, he does not sparkle.
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Hi, I'm a newbie. by
on 2010-10-31 22:09:00 UTC
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Hello! I just recently found out about the PPC and decided that it would be a good idea to join. My interests include sci-fi, redundancy wordplay, surreal film, redundancy wordplay, some fantasy (LoTR included), broken logic, and E.L.O. I particularly dislike rapefic (especially when involving Pokemon), warrior!sues, and relationship!sues. And onions. I HATE onions. I look forward to working with you people. [:
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Welcome. by
on 2010-11-04 16:09:00 UTC
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Have some cookies. They're made of awesome and protect you from madness.
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Welcome Aboard by
on 2010-11-03 23:45:00 UTC
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Here's a scimitar..it's useful for killing sues.
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Welcome, newbie with my IRL-middle-name! by
on 2010-11-02 21:19:00 UTC
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You have received a fedora, a trench coat, a pocketwatch, and a black cat named Carly. You now reek of class.
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Hello, new person. by
on 2010-11-01 18:56:00 UTC
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I'd like to give you a pair of Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses. When you are exposed to the mererst hint ofdanger they turn completely opaque.
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How're yeh? by
on 2010-11-01 17:06:00 UTC
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Hooray ELO!
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Welcome! Now for your random gifts... by
on 2010-11-01 15:13:00 UTC
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Hai there,
Welcome to the madhouse.
I present you with a radioactive fish and an exploding banana. I advise against bringing them into prolonged contact; I have no idea why, it just sounds like a bad idea. -
Welcome! by
on 2010-11-01 11:18:00 UTC
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Have a folding car. It becomes a (heavy) case when not in use. Careful, the folding mechanism tends to malfunction. Do not put it near fragile things.
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Welcome. Here's a tall ship. by
on 2010-11-01 10:45:00 UTC
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Fair winds!
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Hey by
on 2010-11-01 10:22:00 UTC
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Since your nickname invites it, I welcome you with a copy of the Communist Manifesto annotated by Harpo, and an angry russian wolfhound going by the name of Sacha!
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Have a Cheetah! by
on 2010-11-01 10:22:00 UTC
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Do not feed it Sues or Stus.
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Well hi! by
on 2010-11-01 10:20:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board, and enjoy your
slowly waning sanitystay!
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Hi! by
on 2010-11-01 09:24:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC :) Have a five-pound bag of assorted candy, and a Sharp Pointy Object of your choice. Options range from sporks to battleaxes and morningstars.
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Hello! by
on 2010-11-01 08:36:00 UTC
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Does that mean you dislike ogres too? Ogres are like onions.
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Good to have you a-Board! by
on 2010-11-01 04:46:00 UTC
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Welcome,
foolish mortalnew friend!
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Onions. Ah, yes. by
on 2010-11-01 01:34:00 UTC
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Would your name possibly derive from Karl Marx?
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Re: Onions. Ah, yes. by
on 2010-11-01 03:10:00 UTC
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Harpo mostly, but I guess they all figure in.
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Karl Marx was not one of the Marx brothers (nm) by
on 2010-11-01 10:07:00 UTC
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Welcome! by
on 2010-11-01 00:32:00 UTC
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Hello and welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
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More newbies! Yay! by
on 2010-10-31 22:52:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC, Marx. Have a Generic Weapon. Give it a little description (but not too much), make it your own, and keep it handy when a Sue needs slaying. Happy sporking.
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Re: More newbies! Yay! by
on 2010-11-01 03:19:00 UTC
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hmm... I'll have to go with a metal washer on a long, thin chain. It serves as a hypnosis pendulum as well as a strangulation device. I hope that suffices.