Hi, another newbie!

Hi, another newbie! by SubjectNameHere on 2010-10-27 23:34:00 UTC

hola! by jimmy 389 on 2010-10-31 16:52:00 UTC Reply

Hi, newer than me newbie
'sup? by DZ1994 on 2010-10-30 21:52:00 UTC Reply

Here's a machete. Good for hacking up tree branches and dumb campers. :P
Welcome by Incarnate on 2010-10-29 08:08:00 UTC Reply

From a fellow newbie! I don't have much to give, as of yet, but I hope this Miniature Rabid Landshark will serve you well.
Hi, new person! by DraxionX on 2010-10-28 21:24:00 UTC Reply

Have a cake, complete with a entry titled "How to Kill Someone With Your Bare Hands" and one cross bore hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb.
Hey there! by Sister-to-the-Queen on 2010-10-28 20:21:00 UTC Reply

Unbelievable. You, [SubjectNameHere], must be the pride of [SubjectHometownHere].

Ahem. Have one of GLaDOS' computer spheres. Don't even ask me how I got my hands on one of those. Unlike the weighted companion cube (Remember? Your bestest friend? The one you killed, you psycho?), the computer sphere will threaten to stab you, and in fact, can speak.
Welcome. Here's a tall ship. by Khajidu on 2010-10-28 18:56:00 UTC Reply

Fair winds!

Now you can throw your BBQ parties!
Welcome! by OpinionedAngel on 2010-10-28 14:38:00 UTC Reply

Hello and welcometo the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
Welcome to the Board! by Cassie Cameron-Young on 2010-10-28 13:29:00 UTC Reply

Glad to have you here. Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.
Hi! by Silikat on 2010-10-28 12:09:00 UTC Reply

Hello [SUBJECT NAME HERE]. Would you be from [SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE], perchance?

Have a pet cat and a Pie of Rassilon.You may name the pet cat whatever you wish, so long as you do not euthanise* it. As for the pie...let's just say I'm a humanutarian, and leave it at that.

*However, if you do choose to euthanise it, you will have done faster than any test subject on record. You monster.
Thanks by SubjectNameHere on 2010-10-28 10:26:00 UTC Reply

Thanks for the warm welcome and the large collection of wonderfully random objects!
Now I just need to find somewhere to put them...
Hi! by KsandraMallan on 2010-10-28 10:11:00 UTC Reply

YAY for Portal. ^_^ (my boyfriend loves the game, and he literally sang "Still Alive" to me over the phone when I was having a bad day, which made me laugh).

Here, have some Corellian firewhiskey, a lightsaber of your color choice (not to be used inside HQ) and a vornskr pup. Name it as you please.
Welcome! by Sergio Turbo on 2010-10-28 10:08:00 UTC Reply

Have a gun... no, wait, you already got one. Er, have a folding car. It becomes a (heavy) case when not in use. Do not keep it in small places, if the folding mechanism malfunctions there would be troubles!
Have a Cheetah! by WikiMaster on 2010-10-28 09:32:00 UTC Reply

Do not feed it Sues or Stus.
Good to have *subject name here* a-Board! by doctorlit on 2010-10-28 03:54:00 UTC Reply

Welcome, *subject name here*!

Have a genuine Aperture Science coffee mug, an Aperture Science radio (na na na naa na...) and an Aperture Science swivelling chair. We hope you enjoy these tokens and bribes of our appreciation.

Did you know that this chat-room is now more valuable than all the blood and organs of the population of *subject hometown here*?
Welcome! by Becky-of-the-drayni on 2010-10-28 03:09:00 UTC Reply

Have a Paranoiac's Friend (tm) Mark VII camera! It runs for over three weeks without recharging and has a complicated turn-off sequence so people can't turn it off*! Now with thumbtack attachment for bugging places, people, and other nouns! Paranoiac's Friend: for the paranoiac in all of us!

(*Including, probably, you. Good luck with that.)
Heya. by Aeidhryn on 2010-10-28 02:30:00 UTC Reply

Have some chocolate.
From one newbie to another by ObscurumAeterna on 2010-10-28 02:26:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board!

Here's a Randomly Generated Sue Execution Device. keep it handy on your first Mission, and let it be whatever grisly tool the plot needs it to be.

You copied my tool? by Sergio Turbo on 2010-10-28 10:05:00 UTC Reply

If you just wanted to give a weapon letting him choose what it is, I'm sorry for misundrstanding, but if the RGSED is actually a weapon that changes itself at each different use, there is already the Random Sue Execution Gun, briefly glimpsed (it didn't work) in my first mission.

Don't worry, I do not want to be mean and I am not angry, but two almost identical things, with the same use and similar name, can be confusing.

I did? Terribly sorry. by ObscurumAeterna on 2010-10-28 13:40:00 UTC Reply

I hadn't thought to check. Then again, with so many Boarders with their own newbie gifts, it's difficult to come up with something original.

Gah. This is embarrassing.

Don't worry. by Sergio Turbo on 2010-10-28 16:14:00 UTC Reply

As a rule of thumb, is better gift somebody with either real things or already existing PPC-related ones.

However, relax. Nothing bad happened. Here, take this Random Sue Execution Gun and try it. If you want, we can break into DoSAT and steal the plans. And then build enough to give them to all newbies.

Welcome. by ellipsis flood on 2010-10-28 00:35:00 UTC Reply

Have some cookies. They're made of awesome.
Greetings! by Sylibane on 2010-10-28 00:34:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board! Have a bunch of chocolate, and enjoy these important links (we're supposed to give them to newbies, see):
* The Original PPC Series-http://www.misssandman.com/PPC/story.html
* The List of Killed Badfic-http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/KilledBadfic

The Board:
* The Board Constitution-<a href="http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/PPCBoardConstitution">http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/PPCBoardConstitution
* The FAQ: For the Board-<a href="http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/FAQ:TheBoard">http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/FAQ:TheBoard

The Wiki:
* PPC Wiki-<a href="http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/PPCWiki">http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/PPCWiki
* Permission article-http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Permission
* Our Guide To The PPC-http:<a href="http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/GuideToThePPC//ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Permission">http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/GuideToThePPC//ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Permission
* The Mission Writing Guide-http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Mission-Writing-Guide SporkingGuidesionWritingGuide
* The Slash-Sporking Guide-http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Slash-
* The FAQ: For Newbies-http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/FAQ%3AForNewbies
* Neshomeh's excellent editing tutorial-http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Help:Editing#Neshomeh.27sEditingTutorial

And finally, but very usefully,
* The List of Everything PPC-http://community.livejournal.com/the_ppc/20306.html

Once agian, welcome!
Oh, Hello! by TheLowtide on 2010-10-28 00:12:00 UTC Reply

Hi, and welcome to the board! I'm TheLowtide, a fellow newbie here. Uh, I don't have anything to give you outside of what I got, but heck, I can get another. Have a Sawed-off Shotgun, but remember to make sure you've got your permits. See you on the board!