I hope that you don't mind a glass of water, do you? It's very fresh.

Anyway, hope you have a good time reading the PPC missions and anything else related to the PPC.

...A trench coat, a fedora, a pocket watch, and a tuxedo cat named Lenore. You now stink of class, and possibly cat litter.

Don't feed it Sues or Stus.

Welcome! Here, have a pet cat and a Pie of Rassilon. You may name the cat whatever you wish, but you get bonus points for an obscure referance. As for the pie...just don't ask what's in it.

Pleasure to meet you, have this bag of assorted candy and a crossbow. Use with care. Recent stuff is pretty varied in the PPC, you could check the list of recent missions to catch up with what various agents have been up to.

Great to have you here! Here's a chocolate spork and a metal one. One's for eating and one's for killing Sues--please don't mix up which one is which.

Big hugs,
Mystia

Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here. Also, here's a giant plunger, because I was just thinking about evil plunger vacuum cleaner thingies. One at least.

Alright, i've been to the wiki and just have one question: why do they sell Water?

Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this pair of fire-proof wellies as a welcoming gift.

Hello there, and welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!

Here is a squashy purple sleeping bag and some chocolate!

Here's an M6G Pistol. Aim high, it'll save your life, the sights take getting used to but it comes in handy in combat. (It wasn't cheap, so conserve your ammo.)

Hello, I am Silverwind, more comenly known as Silver. Right now I am making realistic flash patches. If you have any ideas, feel free to add them here http://disc.yourwebapps.com/discussion.cgi?disc=199610;article=204535;title=PPC%20Posting%20Board

Have a remote-controlled spaceship. Now you too can make people go all, "Argh! UFO!"

Welcome, Jimmy. Just so you know, this is a writing-centric sort of place-- we value grammar, spelling, and capitals here. In the future, it'd be much appreciated if you made an effort to type your posts without l33tspeak, and with correct capitalisation. Along the same lines, here is our Constitution. It's a list of guidelines to posting here; please read it before continuing to post. We also have a Wiki, for the curious; any number of helpful links and interesting things can be found thereabouts.

I think we give gifts instead of pokes, these days, so I'll offer the traditional whisk, towel, and flamethrower. Welcome to the 'Board, and I'll see you around!

(ah! Knew I'd forget something... As an aside-- we tend to try not to create too many individual threads unnecessarily, here; replies are far better, as every new thread pushes an old one off the edge of the page. Probably better to tell you now than wait until you've done it accidentally and have to be told.)

Welcome, new friend!

Have a bottle of troll repellent!

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!