Subject: Because why not?
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Posted on: 2010-10-21 01:39:00 UTC
Anyways, because I haven't introduced myself, have this live grenade-
JUST KIDDING! Here, have this top hat instead!
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hi i'm new by
on 2010-10-20 20:17:00 UTC
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hey, i'm just a n00b, so could someone bring me up to speed on recent stuff
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Welcome! by
on 2010-10-25 20:43:00 UTC
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I hope that you don't mind a glass of water, do you? It's very fresh.
Anyway, hope you have a good time reading the PPC missions and anything else related to the PPC. -
Welcome! You have received... by
on 2010-10-21 20:31:00 UTC
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...A trench coat, a fedora, a pocket watch, and a tuxedo cat named Lenore. You now stink of class, and possibly cat litter.
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Have a Bengal Tiger! by
on 2010-10-21 09:40:00 UTC
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Don't feed it Sues or Stus.
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Heya! by
on 2010-10-21 07:39:00 UTC
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Welcome! Here, have a pet cat and a Pie of Rassilon. You may name the cat whatever you wish, but you get bonus points for an obscure referance. As for the pie...just don't ask what's in it.
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Hi! by
on 2010-10-21 07:06:00 UTC
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Pleasure to meet you, have this bag of assorted candy and a crossbow. Use with care. Recent stuff is pretty varied in the PPC, you could check the list of recent missions to catch up with what various agents have been up to.
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Welcome a-Board! by
on 2010-10-21 03:02:00 UTC
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Great to have you here! Here's a chocolate spork and a metal one. One's for eating and one's for killing Sues--please don't mix up which one is which.
Big hugs,
Mystia -
Yo! by
on 2010-10-21 01:50:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here. Also, here's a giant plunger, because I was just thinking about evil plunger vacuum cleaner thingies. One at least.
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Re: hi i'm new by
on 2010-10-21 01:31:00 UTC
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Alright, i've been to the wiki and just have one question: why do they sell Water?
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Because why not? by
on 2010-10-21 01:39:00 UTC
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Anyways, because I haven't introduced myself, have this live grenade-
JUST KIDDING! Here, have this top hat instead! -
Yeah well... by
on 2010-10-21 01:43:00 UTC
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But what does it do?
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Re: Yeah well... by
on 2010-10-21 15:30:00 UTC
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Not the top hat, the water
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Glitters, I expect. by
on 2010-10-25 00:49:00 UTC
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Capital-W Water being Sue-blood, of course. As for why they sell it, I suppose it's an acquired taste for some vampire agents. Or anyone else with a very high squick threshold. >.>
~Neshomeh -
Gets you chicks (nm) by
on 2010-10-21 01:49:00 UTC
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If it's tall enough, you could even hide dangerous stuff by
on 2010-10-21 03:27:00 UTC
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in it...
Have a cookie, so sorry, I ran out of plastique...
...*rummage*...
...here, a linky link: http://disc.yourwebapps.com/Indices/199610.html
And a slightly dysfunctional lightsaber... I was tinkering around with it, see... DON'T PRESS THE PURPLE BUTTON! -
Greetings! by
on 2010-10-21 01:13:00 UTC
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Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this pair of fire-proof wellies as a welcoming gift.
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Welcome! by
on 2010-10-21 00:55:00 UTC
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Hello there, and welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
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Ellohay! by
on 2010-10-21 00:15:00 UTC
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Here is a squashy purple sleeping bag and some chocolate!
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Welcome Aboard by
on 2010-10-20 22:06:00 UTC
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Here's an M6G Pistol. Aim high, it'll save your life, the sights take getting used to but it comes in handy in combat. (It wasn't cheap, so conserve your ammo.)
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Rammu by
on 2010-10-20 21:28:00 UTC
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Hello, I am Silverwind, more comenly known as Silver. Right now I am making realistic flash patches. If you have any ideas, feel free to add them here http://disc.yourwebapps.com/discussion.cgi?disc=199610;article=204535;title=PPC%20Posting%20Board
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Hiya jimmy! by
on 2010-10-20 21:17:00 UTC
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Have a remote-controlled spaceship. Now you too can make people go all, "Argh! UFO!"
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Hi there. by
on 2010-10-20 20:48:00 UTC
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Welcome, Jimmy. Just so you know, this is a writing-centric sort of place-- we value grammar, spelling, and capitals here. In the future, it'd be much appreciated if you made an effort to type your posts without l33tspeak, and with correct capitalisation. Along the same lines, here is our Constitution. It's a list of guidelines to posting here; please read it before continuing to post. We also have a Wiki, for the curious; any number of helpful links and interesting things can be found thereabouts.
I think we give gifts instead of pokes, these days, so I'll offer the traditional whisk, towel, and flamethrower. Welcome to the 'Board, and I'll see you around!
(ah! Knew I'd forget something... As an aside-- we tend to try not to create too many individual threads unnecessarily, here; replies are far better, as every new thread pushes an old one off the edge of the page. Probably better to tell you now than wait until you've done it accidentally and have to be told.) -
Re: Hi there. by
on 2010-10-20 21:38:00 UTC
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Thanks, I'll try to do better in the future. Anyways, thanks for the towel, flamethrower and whisk,but, where is the whisk from?
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'S all good. by
on 2010-10-20 23:35:00 UTC
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And the whisk is from various places, and is good for cooking (specifically meringue and omelette), and Sue exorcisms. It's also great for Brandishing!
(and no worries, though the log-in feature is notoriously odd anyway-- a lot of people just enter the name.) -
Sorry by
on 2010-10-20 21:43:00 UTC
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Sorry about that, my phone wasn't letting me log in. The above message was mine.
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Good to have you a-Board! by
on 2010-10-20 20:32:00 UTC
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Welcome, new friend!
Have a bottle of troll repellent! -
yay more presents! (nm) by
on 2010-10-20 20:38:00 UTC
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Welcome. Here's a tall ship. by
on 2010-10-20 20:19:00 UTC
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Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQ parties! -
yay BBQ (nm) by
on 2010-10-20 20:21:00 UTC
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