http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5674030/1/Unsuspected_Discoveries

Summary: Merlin/Arthur. Merlin is subjected to a terrible punishment by Arthur. He also happens to be gay. A fact that Arthur finds out. Merlin is horrified. But there might just be some unsuspecting twists and surprises in store for our young heros.


This one starts out with the characters OOC, but not mission worthy OOC, then it just gets worse and worse as it goes. It ends up with Bad Biology, Bad Psychology, trivialization of rape, sexual abuse, character bashing, rampant OOC-ness, homophone mix-ups, nonsensoleum posing as plot, and crying. Lots and lots of crying.

Someone please take this as a mission.

Okay, I don't know much about 'Bleach,' but I know this is bad. To whomever gets this assignment: kill it like the rest.

I reckon I've been around for over a month...

Dear gods, That made me want to weep. Zampakutos do NOT act like that OR work that way! That sue is too damn skilled and powerful for someone with little to no prior training! And, most of all, The only way he could have become a substitute soul reaper in the first place involves a process that Rukia wouldn't have been able to do twice in sucession, and AAAARGHABARGLEBARGLE!

... *wipes away the foam from her mouth* I'mma gonna need some Bleeprin after that affront to Bleach Canon. Unfortunately, I don't have permission, otherwise I'd have this one skewered, roasted over a hot fire, and seasoned like a nice candied ham.