*Cringes*

Bleach fans, keep your Bleeproducts handy by ObscurumAeterna on 2010-10-19 20:28:00 UTC Reply

Got a terrible plug for anyone with Permission.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6400977/2/TheOtherSubstituteSoulReaper
Three major offences here. The first is a grasp of punctuation so woefully weak that the whole damn work is barely legible. The second is the narrative itself, which seems to cut corners at every opportunity, to the point where the author skips the Agent of the Shinigami arc pretty much altogether and slices great chunks of content out of the Rescue arc. The third, and by far worst, is the grossly overpowered OC!Stu, who has two entirely different Shikai releases in one Zanpakuto, achieves them with no prior training, and can stand alone against FOUR Captains - including Yamamoto - upon his first ever release of the second form. And that's just in the first two chapters.

Someone, for the love of the Grey Lady, end this idiocy now.

Adding more Badfic here by Miah on 2010-10-20 23:18:00 UTC Reply

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5674030/1/Unsuspected_Discoveries

Summary: Merlin/Arthur. Merlin is subjected to a terrible punishment by Arthur. He also happens to be gay. A fact that Arthur finds out. Merlin is horrified. But there might just be some unsuspecting twists and surprises in store for our young heros.

This one starts out with the characters OOC, but not mission worthy OOC, then it just gets worse and worse as it goes. It ends up with Bad Biology, Bad Psychology, trivialization of rape, sexual abuse, character bashing, rampant OOC-ness, homophone mix-ups, nonsensoleum posing as plot, and crying. Lots and lots of crying.

Someone please take this as a mission.
What. by DZ1994 on 2010-10-20 23:08:00 UTC Reply

Okay, I don't know much about 'Bleach,' but I know this is bad. To whomever gets this assignment: kill it like the rest.
*Wonders if this would be a good time to ask for Permission* by KsandraMallan on 2010-10-20 09:27:00 UTC Reply

I reckon I've been around for over a month...
*Cringes* by TheLowtide on 2010-10-20 01:06:00 UTC Reply

Dear gods, That made me want to weep. Zampakutos do NOT act like that OR work that way! That sue is too damn skilled and powerful for someone with little to no prior training! And, most of all, The only way he could have become a substitute soul reaper in the first place involves a process that Rukia wouldn't have been able to do twice in sucession, and AAAARGHABARGLEBARGLE!

... *wipes away the foam from her mouth* I'mma gonna need some Bleeprin after that affront to Bleach Canon. Unfortunately, I don't have permission, otherwise I'd have this one skewered, roasted over a hot fire, and seasoned like a nice candied ham.