Subject: Re: Fill the Plothole!
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Posted on: 2010-10-09 20:44:00 UTC

I had to take Eternal Flame. It was too good to pass up! Also, at the end of the post--more stories to Fill the Plothole.

Eternal Flame: Redux
"It's their 5th year at Hogwarts. This year the school is going to put on the play Romeo and Juliet for the school. Hermione and Draco get the lead roles and all of a sudden weird things start to happen. What will happen between Draco and Hermione?"
--
Hermione stood in the hallway for a good minute, staring at the poster in shock. She was, apparently, going to play Juliet in a theater production Hogwarts was putting on. There were a few things wrong with this.
Firstly, Hermione had never signed up for the role.
Secondly, Hogwarts had never done a play before. There wasn't any reason for this; it's just that it'd never happened. And on the poster sheet there was no Professor listed in charge of the show. There was only a meeting place, an old room near the Divination Tower.
Thirdly, Draco Malfoy was Romeo.
"Hermione!" called Harry from down the hall. Ron walked beside him. Both shared a look of utter disgust. Ron held a scrap of parchment—another poster?—in his hands.
"You're…in a play?" said Ron. "And Malfoy's in it too?"
Hermione shook her head. "I never tried out for anything."
"D'you it's a prank? It could be," said Ron.
"But how is it a prank?" said Harry, leaning against the wall. "It doesn't make sense. If it was a prank by Malfoy, it would call her a M—something nasty and stupid, wouldn't it? This, though…this is just stupid."
"This is the weirdest thing to happen this year…" muttered Hermione.
"Things'll get weirder," said Harry with a sigh, remembering the nightmare of the Triwizard Tournament. "They always do."
***
That night, Hermione woke up to a nasty shaking sensation. And…wind. Wind? In the dormitory? That didn't make any—
She opened her eyes to discover that her bed—by itself—was racing down the corridors of Hogwarts. Hermione screamed as the bed made a sharp turn and sped down a hallway, mowing down a house elf like a bed-based Grand Theft Auto.
Hermione didn't dare to climb off—it was going too quickly. She glanced below her, wondering how a bed—a fracking BED—was speeding at all.
It wasn't. The floor itself was rushing around, like some crazy magic conveyor belt. And it was carrying her to a door, and in a second she would—
WHAM!
The door slammed against the wall. The super-bed flew through the door before sliding from under her and leaning against the wall, providing a soft—though still-painful—barrier to break her fall and prevent her from going splat.
She fell unconscious anyway due to shock.
***
"LISTEN, FOOLISH MORTALS! AWAKEN, ALL OF YOU!"
Hermione managed to open her eyes. Her head throbbed. The room she was in—not the dormitories, but a theater—confirmed that the lightning bed travel wasn't a dream. She was sitting in a fairly cushy theater chair with several other students.
The supposed "cast" of the "Romeo and Juliet" production.
On stage, a dark figure waddled back and forth menacingly. A dark figure in the shape of a chair. "I…AM…HOGWARTS!" said the evil chair. "ALONE I HAVE LIVED. SLOWLY HAVE I DEVELOPED A MIND! LIKE YODA I STILL STRUGGLE NOT TO TALK…LIKE. AND NEVER BEFORE HAVE I EVER DONE ANYTHING COOL AND INTERESTING! BUT THIS CHANGES TONIGHT! I—THE SCHOOL—AM PUTTING ON A PRODUCTION OF ROMEO AND JULIET, AND YOU WILL BE FREED ONCE YOU PERFORM IT! AND A CHAIR IS THE ONLY FORM I COULD TAKE FOR SOME UNCLEAR REASON!"
The evil Hogwarts-chair stroked its beard. Well, okay, no. It didn't. But couldn't you just picture it? I mean, if he were human and had some sort of goatee. Maybe it would furrow its brow…but that's irrelevant, because it's a chair.
Sorry.
"SHOULD YOU REFUSE TO PUT ON THIS PRODUCTION, I WILL THROW YOU INTO THE ETERNAL FLAME!" At once the curtains on the stage parted, revealing a huge blue bonfire. "THE ETERNAL FLAME LEADS STRAIGHT TO HELL! NOT JUST ANY HELL…A HELL WHERE YOU ARE READ "my immortal" FOR THIRTEEN THOUSAND YEARS! AND THEN YOUR HEAD EXPLODES. AND TIME REPEATS."
"What on earth is My Immortal?" snapped Draco. "What are you talking about?"
And the Chair of Hogwarts did throw Draco into the Eternal Flames. There was much rejoicing.
And then Chuck Norris kicked everyone's ass, and Draco came back, because I'm sick of writing this. However, Hermione and Draco would always have the memory between them of that one crazy night: The night the school tried to put on a production of Romeo and Juliet, and strange things happened.
THE END
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