Subject: Have a Mallet!
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Posted on: 2010-10-08 09:02:00 UTC
Use this well against Moles and Mary Sues.
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Salutations! by
on 2010-10-08 03:00:00 UTC
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I'm new! No, I'm not a magical spider. Sorry if you were expecting that.
Anyhow, I'm the Duchess of Lancaster. I like Japanese snacks, wearing hats, David Tennant, conducting dramatic readings of bad fanfiction with my friends at 3AM, and swing dancing, among other things. I dislike college essays, tomatoes, and plaid shorts on guys. -
Welcome aboard! by
on 2010-10-12 23:40:00 UTC
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I'm very much with you on the Tennant and the college essays. ^^,
Have a sonic screwdriver and a bag of jelly babies, please use responsibly. -
Welcome! Have a samurai sword! by
on 2010-10-10 14:49:00 UTC
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Hi, Duchess, and welcome to the PPC! I feel a bit silly saying this, because you actually joined a couple days before I did. Still, politeness=cool.
Have a magical samurai sword that shoots magical samurai swords that shoot Fruit-Roll-Ups! (The fruit-roll-ups shoot other samurai swords, so be careful about that.) -
Hi! by
on 2010-10-09 08:32:00 UTC
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Hello and welcome! Great to have another Tennant fan on board :) Here, have a poster of him for visual enjoyment :)
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Welcome! Have a pineapple and a teddy bear (of Gollum)! by
on 2010-10-09 00:31:00 UTC
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Lovely to meet you :)
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Hi. by
on 2010-10-08 23:16:00 UTC
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Here is a funny hat that changes color. Welcome!
Who likes plaid shorts on guys? (Obviously, the people who wear them, but other than that...) -
Greetings and Salutations by
on 2010-10-08 18:58:00 UTC
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Hello and Welcome! Here is an assortment of pointy things. It includes, but is not limited to: Japanese chopsticks, roasting sticks and fangs.
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Aha! by
on 2010-10-08 18:34:00 UTC
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I have found you at last, now I sh-. . . Oops, wrong person, sorry. Um, have a small rabitskin bag, filled with interesting stones.
No rabbits were harmed in the making of this post. Although approximately 1.244 rabits were. -
Welcome. Here's a tall ship. by
on 2010-10-08 16:48:00 UTC
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Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQs and parties! -
Greetings to you, milady! by
on 2010-10-08 13:53:00 UTC
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*makes a sweeping bow*
It's so nice to see another member of the nobility here! Please, accept this ultra-shiny battle-axe as a token of my esteem. -
Good to have you a-Board! by
on 2010-10-08 10:13:00 UTC
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Welcome, new friend!
Have a Barrel of Tarantulas! It's just like that old Barrel of Monkeys game, except instead of plastic monkeys, it contains live tarantulas. Enjoy! -
Welcome! by
on 2010-10-08 09:42:00 UTC
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Have a gun. With all those Mary Sues artound, you'll need one.
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Have a Mallet! by
on 2010-10-08 09:02:00 UTC
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Use this well against Moles and Mary Sues.
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Re: Have a Mallet! by
on 2010-10-08 21:19:00 UTC
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Pardon my newbie-ness, but what's a mole in this context? I have a feeling it's not a small furry animal, a birthmark, or a measurement.
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The one you find in Arcade Games. (nm) by
on 2010-10-09 09:50:00 UTC
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Hello there! by
on 2010-10-08 07:41:00 UTC
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Don't worry, I didn't think that you were a magical spider when I saw your user name. Anyway, feel free to explore around here. If you feel lost, then don't be afraid to ask.
Anyway, have a bottle of water, Cadet Duchess of Lancaster! -
Magical spider by
on 2010-10-08 11:54:00 UTC
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The "magical spider" reference was more due to the fact that my subject heading was "Salutations."
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Hey, fellow Tennant fan! by
on 2010-10-08 07:30:00 UTC
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Does that make you a Who fan as well? Or just soemone with good taste?
Have a pet cat. You may name him whatever you wish, bt it'd better be weird. -
Whoops. by
on 2010-10-13 03:20:00 UTC
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I just emasculated my/your cat. HIS name is Bakerloo. Sorry for the gender confusion, Silikat.
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Ah, magical gender changing cat! (nm) by
on 2010-10-13 07:33:00 UTC
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Kitty! by
on 2010-10-13 03:18:00 UTC
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I've always wanted a cat! Unfortunately, IRL I can't have one because of allergic family members.
I think I'll name her Bakerloo! -
Hello! by
on 2010-10-08 05:18:00 UTC
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It's nice to meet you.
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Hello, hello, hello! *prepares her duty with Da Links* by
on 2010-10-08 04:03:00 UTC
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(Thank you!) (nm) by
on 2010-10-09 00:31:00 UTC
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Welcome! Have a Small Annoying Thing! by
on 2010-10-08 03:18:00 UTC
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Don't give it sugar. Trust me on this.