I'm very much with you on the Tennant and the college essays. ^^,

Have a sonic screwdriver and a bag of jelly babies, please use responsibly.

Hi, Duchess, and welcome to the PPC! I feel a bit silly saying this, because you actually joined a couple days before I did. Still, politeness=cool.

Have a magical samurai sword that shoots magical samurai swords that shoot Fruit-Roll-Ups! (The fruit-roll-ups shoot other samurai swords, so be careful about that.)

Hello and welcome! Great to have another Tennant fan on board :) Here, have a poster of him for visual enjoyment :)

Lovely to meet you :)

Here is a funny hat that changes color. Welcome!
Who likes plaid shorts on guys? (Obviously, the people who wear them, but other than that...)

Hello and Welcome! Here is an assortment of pointy things. It includes, but is not limited to: Japanese chopsticks, roasting sticks and fangs.

I have found you at last, now I sh-. . . Oops, wrong person, sorry. Um, have a small rabitskin bag, filled with interesting stones.

No rabbits were harmed in the making of this post. Although approximately 1.244 rabits were.

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQs and parties!

*makes a sweeping bow*

It's so nice to see another member of the nobility here! Please, accept this ultra-shiny battle-axe as a token of my esteem.

Welcome, new friend!

Have a Barrel of Tarantulas! It's just like that old Barrel of Monkeys game, except instead of plastic monkeys, it contains live tarantulas. Enjoy!

Have a gun. With all those Mary Sues artound, you'll need one.

Use this well against Moles and Mary Sues.

Don't worry, I didn't think that you were a magical spider when I saw your user name. Anyway, feel free to explore around here. If you feel lost, then don't be afraid to ask.

Anyway, have a bottle of water, Cadet Duchess of Lancaster!

Does that make you a Who fan as well? Or just soemone with good taste?
Have a pet cat. You may name him whatever you wish, bt it'd better be weird.

It's nice to meet you.

* The Original PPC Series, which we assume you've already read.
* The List of Killed Badfic, which will direct you to a large number of non-Original PPC Missions.

The Board:
* The Board Constitution, which is linked at the top of the page, so will not be linked here because you got stuck with a lazy link giver because your link-giver needs sleep soon.
* The FAQ: For the Board

The Wiki:
* We have our very own PPC Wiki, and as most of the rest of the links lead there I'm going to go out on a limb and assume you can find the home page
* The very-important-to-read-before-requesting-Permission Permission article
* Our Guide To The PPC
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* The Slash-Sporking Guide
* The FAQ: For Newbies.
When you are ready to edit the wiki, make sure to read (This is especially useful because most of the tips seem to work just fine on other wikis, as long as they're wikia platforms).

And finally, I present to you our masterlist, which some find a divine gift and some find incredibly overwhelming:
* The List of Everything PPC

Don't give it sugar. Trust me on this.