Subject: Hmmm...
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Posted on: 2010-10-08 15:00:00 UTC
Given the fact that (if I understood correctly) super-Harry loves killing so much that he's willing to resurrect everyone he's already offed in order to kill them again, maybe your duo can talk him into self-destructing or something.
Link probably not safe for work: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/ThirtyHs
I have no idea if this qualifies as sporkable badfic or the best fic ever. It's impossible to tell what's supposed to be going on, but who cares?
I love Thirty Hs. Best troll fic I've ever read, even though it gets (more) terrifying at Chapter 7. I recommend the Dramatic Reading by Man Without a Body. XD
I'm leaning towards "intentionally crazy for the purpose of producing lulz," but there is that distant, terrifying possibility that it's sincere.
If so, we must kill it. With fire. F***fire, preferably.
(Also, random gaming reference in subject. Doubt anyone will get it. :-P)
I just skim read it. First reaction - abba wibba who the what now?
I'm praying for troll. Let it be a troll.
Ooookay...?
Did I read the tvtropes article correctly...?
But...if so, then it's very...full of nonsense...
*Can't sum up thoughts about fic properly*
All in all, I've never heard of ThirtyHs until now, though.
Also I'm rather impressed that, in over a hundred reviews, not one of them is negative.
Seriously, though, it's probably one of the most quotable fics out there, maybe second to My Immortal.
I have no idea how they'd go about assassinating super-Harry, though.
I...
Here, have this absurdly cute gif of a parrot to help cleanse your minds.
*reads the TvTropes article*
BY ALL THAT'S CANONICAL...
I really, really, really hope that's trolling. Did I mention I hope it's trolling?
This? This right here? Is not a troll fic. I've finished reading the damn thing, and I can't explain why, but I know that it's real.
So... For the love of all that is good and holy, kill it, kill it, KILL IT!
... I think my guys will want to adopt the bald weasel with toothpicks for legs. S&S will feel sorry for it. Maybe the mutant turtle as well.
I hope the poor things can be neuralized, though. Nothing deserves to have memories of that kind of hell.
For this, its suffering shall be without end.
Have you seen Rachel Bloom's hilarious but NSFW tribute to Mr. Bradbury?
I'm still tempted to learn the lyrics to that, just so I can sing them at strange times and make people feel awkward (especially awkward, since I am male).
Well, I've read the page on TV Tropes, and I'll say this. If the author is a troll, they are quite possibly one of the most accomplished trolls ever, and deserves our gratitude for this magnificent piece of insanity.
If the author is not a troll, however (and I have this queasy feeling that they're not), then we are looking at an abomination so monstrous, so unholy, that our minds should self-destruct from the sheer horror of it.
This was SttQ, coming to you live from her cozy spot under the bed.
And those are ten minutes I'll never get back. I am definitely saving the dramatic readings for future listening.
-- Mystia, with horrified fascination