Oh. My. GAWD.

Anyone else familiar with "Thirty Hs"? by Laburnum on 2010-10-06 18:24:00 UTC Reply

Link probably not safe for work: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/ThirtyHs

I have no idea if this qualifies as sporkable badfic or the best fic ever. It's impossible to tell what's supposed to be going on, but who cares?

Fire and acid damage by Agent S7 on 2010-10-10 14:54:00 UTC Reply

I love Thirty Hs. Best troll fic I've ever read, even though it gets (more) terrifying at Chapter 7. I recommend the Dramatic Reading by Man Without a Body. XD

I'm leaning towards "intentionally crazy for the purpose of producing lulz," but there is that distant, terrifying possibility that it's sincere.

If so, we must kill it. With fire. F***fire, preferably.

(Also, random gaming reference in subject. Doubt anyone will get it. :-P)
What is this madness? by Silikat on 2010-10-07 12:57:00 UTC Reply

I just skim read it. First reaction - abba wibba who the what now?
I'm praying for troll. Let it be a troll.
??? by The 9th Blue Mage on 2010-10-07 12:10:00 UTC Reply

Ooookay...?

Did I read the tvtropes article correctly...?

But...if so, then it's very...full of nonsense...

*Can't sum up thoughts about fic properly*

All in all, I've never heard of ThirtyHs until now, though.
Re: Anyone else familiar with "Thirty Hs"? by PitViperOfDoom on 2010-10-07 06:22:00 UTC Reply

Also I'm rather impressed that, in over a hundred reviews, not one of them is negative.
aHAHAHAhahahAHAhahaHAHaha by PitViperOfDoom on 2010-10-07 06:21:00 UTC Reply

Seriously, though, it's probably one of the most quotable fics out there, maybe second to My Immortal.

Sorely tempted to give it to my two as a punishment mission. by Laburnum on 2010-10-07 08:47:00 UTC Reply

I have no idea how they'd go about assassinating super-Harry, though.

Hmmm... by Sister-to-the-Queen on 2010-10-08 15:00:00 UTC Reply

Given the fact that (if I understood correctly) super-Harry loves killing so much that he's willing to resurrect everyone he's already offed in order to kill them again, maybe your duo can talk him into self-destructing or something.

0_o... WHAT. by Pretzel on 2010-10-07 03:06:00 UTC Reply

I...

Here, have this absurdly cute gif of a parrot to help cleanse your minds.
Re: Anyone else familiar with "Thirty Hs"? by Sylibane on 2010-10-07 00:16:00 UTC Reply

*reads the TvTropes article*
BY ALL THAT'S CANONICAL...

I really, really, really hope that's trolling. Did I mention I hope it's trolling?
Okay, I'm convinced by Sister-to-the-Queen on 2010-10-06 20:28:00 UTC Reply

This? This right here? Is not a troll fic. I've finished reading the damn thing, and I can't explain why, but I know that it's real.

So... For the love of all that is good and holy, kill it, kill it, KILL IT!

If it does end up getting sporked ... by Laburnum on 2010-10-06 20:54:00 UTC Reply

... I think my guys will want to adopt the bald weasel with toothpicks for legs. S&S will feel sorry for it. Maybe the mutant turtle as well.

Sounds good by Sister-to-the-Queen on 2010-10-06 21:02:00 UTC Reply

I hope the poor things can be neuralized, though. Nothing deserves to have memories of that kind of hell.

It dares mock the great Ray Bradbury. by doctorlit on 2010-10-06 20:22:00 UTC Reply

For this, its suffering shall be without end.

Ray Bradbury by Duchess of Lancaster on 2010-10-08 20:04:00 UTC Reply

Have you seen Rachel Bloom's hilarious but NSFW tribute to Mr. Bradbury?

I have indeed! by doctorlit on 2010-10-08 20:26:00 UTC Reply

I'm still tempted to learn the lyrics to that, just so I can sing them at strange times and make people feel awkward (especially awkward, since I am male).

Oh. My. GAWD. by Sister-to-the-Queen on 2010-10-06 20:22:00 UTC Reply

Well, I've read the page on TV Tropes, and I'll say this. If the author is a troll, they are quite possibly one of the most accomplished trolls ever, and deserves our gratitude for this magnificent piece of insanity.

If the author is not a troll, however (and I have this queasy feeling that they're not), then we are looking at an abomination so monstrous, so unholy, that our minds should self-destruct from the sheer horror of it.

This was SttQ, coming to you live from her cozy spot under the bed.
*just spent ten minutes reading the tvtropes page* by Mystia on 2010-10-06 18:37:00 UTC Reply

And those are ten minutes I'll never get back. I am definitely saving the dramatic readings for future listening.

-- Mystia, with horrified fascination