I know exactly what that's like. When I go for a fandom, I too go all the way, so to speak. And like you, I never grow tired of it, which pleases me just fine.

Pleased to meet you, and have some semi-sentient cookies! Careful, they may bite back.

Hello! Just realized that I didn't say hi.

Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use IRresponsibly.

Welcome to the Board! Nice choice of fandoms, I appreciate the variety.

Anyway, here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay here!

Welcome to the Board, and by extension, the PPC. Here's your newbie hat (in your choice of eye-searing urple or retina-burning blello) and a complimentary Frying Pan of DOOM^TM. Use them wisely.

Welcome to the board! Have a chocolate spork! They are delicious and can kill Sues in a pinch.

Good to have you a-Board.

Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder* You shan't need it here.

Hiya! I'm Rosie!

Have a cupcake and a Pidgin! The cupcake is delicious, and the Pidgin works as an emergency-universal-translator-slash-message-carrier! It is mildly intelligent, and can translate almost any language! Unfortunately, it only translates into Fanbrat, so use with care. They are also freakishly hard to kill, so don't worry about letting any other pet you might have chew on it every once in a while... But this also means you can't stop the Fanbrat-speech...

*cough* You're now two books behind on Artemis Fowl, just so you know - The Time Paradox and The Atlantis Complex. I encourage you to read them.

Welcome, new friend! Have an authentic Chuck Norris chin hair! Don't take it out of the titanium case, though; holding in in your bare hand will cause it to cut into your flesh. Also, don't keep the hair on your person for extended periods of time, because it is slightly radioactive and has a tendency to attract amorous male wildcats.

*crawls out from under the heaping pile of fun stuff that's been dumped on me* Hoo boy, that was quite an enthusiastic greeting. Thank you all for the fun stuff, I'm going to have a blast here, I just know it already.

9th Blue Mage, I'm just as surprised as you are to see another Disgaea fan.It's s small shame that you don't own them yourself, but I'm sure that, if nothing else, you'll get your chance in time, what with the 4th game coming out next year and all. In the meantime, I can suggest a fic or two.

Cassie, thank you for the ShinyShiney, I will guard it jealously and fervently 'til the end of days.

Now, if you'll excuse me for a second, I've gotta go set up arrangements for the cheetah, cat, and Hell Butterfly.

In that case I shall call you Bert, have a plasma rifle.

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQs.

Welcome to the Board, it's awesome to have you here. You had an excellent introduction to the PPC, if you started with Trojie's stuff. :) Hope the rest lives up to expectations!

Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. Useful and pretty.

Hello! Have a pet cat. You may name her whatever you wish. The more unpronouncable, the better.
FYI, there's two after the Lost Colony. ;D They get a bit weird though.

Have a gun. Never safe enough with Sues around.

Feel free to make it a SIg Sauer form Artemis Fowl, if you wish.

Do not feed it Sues or Stus.

It's good to know that I'm not the only one who likes the Disgaea series (even though I don't own any of the games...)

Anyway, make yourself right at home here as you explore what the PPC has to offer.

Yay for more Bleach fans, and welcome! Here's a welcoming gift-- your very own Hell Butterfly. Comes with care instructions and equipment. Also, have a zanpakuto of your choice (I apologize if I've mangled the spelling, I can't speak Japanese).

Welcome. Here is an assortment of pointed objects including, but not limited to: staples, scientific research and armor piercing bullets. Use them wisely.