Subject: Well hello there!
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Posted on: 2010-10-03 22:15:00 UTC
Have a Magic Floating Laser Cannon! It works on pixie dust and doubles as a coffee machine for your Evil Fortress personnel!
(You may not yet or no longer possess an Evil Fortress, but I'm sure you'll build one sooner or later, when you have enough slaves.)
I don't know if anyone remembers, but I first introduced myself on the board sometime around mid-May/early June, then promptly dropped off the face of the earth. This was due to unforeseen circumstances (including a rather significant move that really mucked up my plans for world domination. Drat.) In any case, I only recently settled into the new home, meaning I've been without internet access for about four months.
But yeah, with that said, I decided to take the opportunity to re-introduce myself to the board.
I'm Tranum. I don't write fanfiction all that much (although I do write quite a bit of original fiction), but I do know how to tell good writing from bad writing. It's an ability I pride myself on. I'm from the general vicinity of Canada, and I spent the vast majority of my time either on the internet or reading.
...That's actually about it. ...So yeah.
Have a Magic Floating Laser Cannon! It works on pixie dust and doubles as a coffee machine for your Evil Fortress personnel!
(You may not yet or no longer possess an Evil Fortress, but I'm sure you'll build one sooner or later, when you have enough slaves.)
Here, have a cupcake and a Pidgin!
The cupcakes are delicious! The Pidgin... not so much. However, it works as an emergency-universal-translator-slash-message-carrier! It is mildly intelligent, and can translate almost any language! Unfortunately, it only translates into Fanbrat, so use with care. They are also freakishly hard to kill, so don't worry about letting any other pet you might have chew on it every once in a while... But this also means you can't stop the Fanbrat-speech...
Have a Generic Doomsday Device. That should help get your world domination back on track!
Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQ parties.
Have a pet dog. I usually give out cats, but you've probably already got one.
Welcome back to the Board! We love old new faces (and new faces, old faces, new old faces, etc.). Have a welcome-back bag of pebbles and Random Shiny Object.
Don't feed it Sues or Stus.
Welcome back to the boards, Tranum! Hope that you have a good time here!
(By the way, I'm sorry about your world domination plans being ruined by the move. Any chance you might try again on that plan?)
Here is an assortment of pointy things. It includes, but is not limited to: arrows, editorials about teabags, and shards of carefully broken glass. Use them wisely.
Here's a chocolate spork wrapped!
And your welcome back post is my welcome back post. I joined the boards back in 2005, became quite active, and then dropped off the face of the earth for a number of reasons.
I've recently started re-reading all the old PPC fics and getting reacquainted with the chronology. And seeing your post inspired me to start posting again as well.
Hugs,
Mystia
Yeah, I seem to have developed an issue with dropping off the face of the earth. I should invest in better gravity.
I have no idea what a "chocolate spork wrapped" is.
Yo. Have a moose covered in maple syrup.