Have a Magic Floating Laser Cannon! It works on pixie dust and doubles as a coffee machine for your Evil Fortress personnel!

(You may not yet or no longer possess an Evil Fortress, but I'm sure you'll build one sooner or later, when you have enough slaves.)

Here, have a cupcake and a Pidgin!

The cupcakes are delicious! The Pidgin... not so much. However, it works as an emergency-universal-translator-slash-message-carrier! It is mildly intelligent, and can translate almost any language! Unfortunately, it only translates into Fanbrat, so use with care. They are also freakishly hard to kill, so don't worry about letting any other pet you might have chew on it every once in a while... But this also means you can't stop the Fanbrat-speech...

Have a Generic Doomsday Device. That should help get your world domination back on track!

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties.

Have a pet dog. I usually give out cats, but you've probably already got one.

Welcome back to the Board! We love old new faces (and new faces, old faces, new old faces, etc.). Have a welcome-back bag of pebbles and Random Shiny Object.

Don't feed it Sues or Stus.

Welcome back to the boards, Tranum! Hope that you have a good time here!

(By the way, I'm sorry about your world domination plans being ruined by the move. Any chance you might try again on that plan?)

Here is an assortment of pointy things. It includes, but is not limited to: arrows, editorials about teabags, and shards of carefully broken glass. Use them wisely.

Here's a chocolate spork wrapped!

And your welcome back post is my welcome back post. I joined the boards back in 2005, became quite active, and then dropped off the face of the earth for a number of reasons.

I've recently started re-reading all the old PPC fics and getting reacquainted with the chronology. And seeing your post inspired me to start posting again as well.

Hugs,
Mystia

Yo. Have a moose covered in maple syrup.