Subject: Yum Pineapple!
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Posted on: 2010-09-08 07:47:00 UTC
You know, looking at this fruit brings back memories of the good ol' days back then, and it is a powerful weapon.
(By the way, which badfic do you speak of?)
I'm a lurker of the internet itself, and thought that I should talk in the wiki. Anyway, I'm just a human being who loves reading fiction, often listens to music, and sometimes wouldn't mind reading a good book (Sorry, I'm not generally the type to give out my information all at once).
I like reading stories (and currently working on one myself), but I don't mind fanfiction. However though, it seems that I usually come across ones by fangirls, sadly, so I only see not stories, but their wet dreams and fantasies in text. Looking up the PPC, however, it seems that I'm not the only one bothered by this (and it feels good to know that). Anyway, I hope to get well acquainted here.
Have a sonic screwdriver and a bag of jelly babies, please use responsibly.
A sonic screw driver, and some candy! Thanks, I will use them wisely.
Welcome, new friend!
Have a moist towelette and a strategy guide to the end guy of the internet (it's hard)!
I hope to get used to places like this, and the internet is indeed harsh!
And thanks for the moist towelette.
Have an assortment of pointy objects. Including, but not limited to, toothpicks, lectures, stiletto shoes and Vampire fangs.
So that nobody gets poked by these, but thanks!
Welcome, and have a pineapple. Keep it for emergency rations in that one badfic, or use it as a blunt weapon for massive damage!
You know, looking at this fruit brings back memories of the good ol' days back then, and it is a powerful weapon.
(By the way, which badfic do you speak of?)
This is probably the most useful newbie-welcoming-gift I have ever given. How odd.
Also, although you've apparently seen the wiki already, here is our pre-prepared list of Links which we throw at bestow upon all new members. We hope they're useful.
In relative order of sensible-reading-ness, they are:
* The Original PPC Series, which we assume you've already read.
* The List of Killed Badfic, which will direct you to a large number of non-Original PPC Missions.
The Board:
* The Board Constitution
* The FAQ: For the Board
The Wiki:
* We have our very own PPC Wiki
* The very-important-to-read-before-requesting-Permission Permission article
* Our Guide To The PPC
* The Mission Writing Guide
* The Slash-Sporking Guide
* The FAQ: For Newbies.
When you are ready to edit the wiki, make sure to read Neshomeh's excellent editing tutorial.
And finally, but very usefully,
* The List of Everything PPC
Anyway...
I'm currently finished with the first chapter of the original series.
I read quite a bit of the killed badfic list
I will also try my best to follow the board's rules (And frankly, I've never read the LOTR books or seen the movie...should I at least be more familiar with that?)
...You don't mind if I make copy the links into a writing document, do you?
In fact, a few oldbies have copied my Links list ad verbatim to give to newbies themsevles - it's hardly mine, save for the arrangement, and I don't care about that. Nor are the links mine (...well, I wrote the Guide, but it's still communial PPC property).
I babble - go right ahead. :)
I would like to join this when I get permission, but due to certain things, I might need to wait, so yeah. If I could, though, then I would like to go looking for some badfic on this here internet, and expand on some concepts such as these Anthropomorphic Personification stuff such as Discworld's Death.
Even then, I'm not too good at writing in-character in fanfiction: However, I do know that Hermione isn't a whore, Ron isn't a Complete Monster, Draco isn't an almighty sex-god that can do no wrong, and obvious OOC stuff like that (at least, without good reason). However though, I have some trouble trying to mimic their speech patterns and similar stuff involving words coming out of their mouths.
Anyway, enough blabbing about this, so thank you all.
Sorry if I'm posting this here (Doesn't want to bury topics), but I have some questions...
1. Where can I post my writing samples and other types of writing?
2. I know that I need to wait a month until I am able to ask for permission, but is it okay if I can think about what my agents will be like until then?
3. Like I said, I have trouble keeping the characters in-character as much as possible, so if I accidently get the characters, say, Harry Potter OOC, can somebody look this over?
Nice to meet you. Have a leash-and-harness set; it's flame-retardant, and perfectly sized for most brains.
Is there perchance something shorter we could call you?
Thank you for the set.
And...I think I wouldn't mind being called something shorter, but I don't want to confuse anybody if I suddenly start to post with a new title, so I don't know what would be a good shorten version...
Welcome to the Board! Have some chocolate, won't you?
Seriously you can get them anywhere, now the Dominion have gone.
Please enjoy this bucket full of Canadian coins as a welcoming gift.
The bird's so cute! Thanks.
(Must...prevent hunter pets...from eating it...)
This is Prostetnic Vogon Ventz, from the Galactic Fanfic Regulation Council. It is my pleasure to inform you that your planet is sceduled for demolit. . . sorry, habit. Have some goodfic, it's great to have you here! http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Legendary_Goodfic>
It's good to know that there are goof fanfic somewhere out there!
Have a water staff!
Since water is usually colored blue, it would make my title here much more meaniful! So thanks!
I am the 9th Mage that controls water then, am-i-right?
And that could be your Agent too.
I was gonna have her just be an ordinary girl, but a water mage doesn't sound too bad either. (But I wonder which continua could water mages possibly be from, though, because I don't know any series that have them...) (At least, the kind that I have in mind, which would have them wear robes and a silly hat (AKA a blue witches hat) that can be worn over casual clothing, and maybe that staff that you've previously mentioned.)
Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.
That's a long scarf that you got there, and thank you for the candy!
Fair winds!
You can throw BBQs now!
Have a supply of Bleeprin for your next journey into fangirl world.
Because when you're reading fangirl's obsessive fantasies and creepy dreams, you are going to need it!
Have a pet cat. You may name him whatever you wish.
Hm...last time I tried to name a pet, I added something synonym-ish to "Little" and then put it's species name after that.
Ex: Bird is named little birdy.
Anyway, hope I'm more creative this time!
You here a sound. It was faint at first, just at the edge of one's hearing, but as the wind kicked up, the sound came in clearer, louder: a screeching, grinding wail, rhythmically pulsing like the beat of a human heart. A light appeared, shimmering in time, and with every pulse grew brighter. Then, with a clunk and a whir, a large blur police box solidified, the wail petering off into a gentle sub-sonic hum. The Door on the side of the police box opens and a tall thin man pops out.
"Hello, I'm the Doctor." To the uneducated observer, the tall thin man looked like some kind of crazed old-fashioned professor, with his tweed jacket and suspenders and bow-tie, but he was too young to be a professor, his hair hair coiffed in some kind of pompadour. His eyes gave away what he was. Eyes that had seen empires rise and fall, galaxies come into being, stars being born. Eyes that had seen everything, eyes that were looking confused.
"Oh, I am terribly sorry sir, I seem to have wandered into here by mistake. Here, have a bag of jelly beans and I'll be going." And with those words the man popped back into his box and, in a method similar to its arrival only reversed, the police box vanishes. And as the last waves of sound fade a blond man in a black duster comes around a corner an walks up to you with a black backpack in hand.
"Here, catch." He says, tossing you the bag. "It's a bag of holding containing two generic guns, two generic swords, 4 generic knives, and 13 shuriken. Have fun and try not to maim anyone." and with that he walks off.
And thank you for the items.
Have a gun. Useful for killing Sues, persistant Author-Wraiths, and threatening mad people here at the PPC.
I will use this wisely on things that deserve being shot.
Don't feed it Sues. Gneric Meat would do.
Thanks, I won't feed it sues, and feed good old ordinary meat (Besides, who would want to eat dangerous glitter anyway? I certainly wouldn't)
*hands a cupcake and a Pidgin*
Here, have a cupcake! They're gluten-free, low-glycemic, corn-free, highly caffeinated, chocolaty, and come with either buttercreme or german chocolate shredded coconut frosting! I made them this morning and have pleanty to go around!
*looks dubiously at the Pidgin in the other hand*
And that's a Pidgin. They're really really useful if you want to translate something a Sue/Fanbrat has said into something that you might be able to understand... And they can learn that language... And... Please take one, they're reproducing in my RC and I don't know what to do with them all... 
Please?
Hey, thanks!
*Eats the cupcake away*
And for the pidgeon...I am hoping that my animals won't eat it, since one of them used to go prey-hunting often, but I did used to have an animal that would be considered prey for them survive until it's time, so no worries!
But it's not a Pidgeon. It's Pidgin. >.
Sorry about that.
Anyway, my pets won't be able to eat it, right?
It may function as a loud, annoying chewtoy. Like those squeaky bones, only spewing garbled Fanbrat. They're too leathery to be easily eated.