Subject: Good to have you a-Board!
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Posted on: 2010-08-30 16:57:00 UTC
Welcome, new friend!
Have a piece of Convenient Wooden Furniture™. Should you be attacked by vampires, it will break during the fight into just enough wooden stakes to slay them all.
Have a pet dog to go with your cat.
It's lovely to meet you. I'm afraid the only one of your fandoms I know is Narnia, but so what? A fellow protector is always welcome! :)
Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here.
(I've been watching "How To Kill A Mockingbird".)
So, which other PPC stuff have you read? The Original Series is a must-see, of course, and my other personal favourites are Architeuthis' Intelligence Reports, hS's stuff (especially the "legolas by laura" sporking), Trojie and Pads' stuff, and the Department of Technical Errors.
Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.
We've heard so much about you. Welcome! ^_^
And, please excuse me while I go eeeeeeeeeee! for another Farscape fan! There are so few of us, it's exciting to meet another 'Scaper. {= D
That's a Pilot carapace on my emoticon, by the way. As my gift to you, have one yourself! Use it well.
~Neshomeh
I heart Farscape so much. Haven't watched it in way too long though. Roommates collect TV shows, though, so it's on our household server... I should rewatch it sometime. My favorite character is Chiana.
Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, end enjoy your stay here!
Hello!
Very nice fandoms, do you happen to like classic Who as well?
To commemorate this glad event, here's a sonic screwdriver and a bag of jelly babies! Please use responsibly.
I haven't gotten to classic Who yet. Two episodes to go on new Who, then I have the rest of season 2 and all of season 3 of Torchwood, and *then* I will be working my way through classic Who.
My own sonic screwdriver! Yay! Does it transfer into PPC-space when/if I eventually get Permission? Because that would be a useful tool indeed.
Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQs.
Welcome, welcome! Hooray, another Redwall fan! I read Vengeance Quest maybe a year or so ago, and I still hold it among the best fics out there. Welcome to the PPC!
I gift you with a Rubix polyhedron, a sock full of chalk, and a hug. I'm sure you'll find some use for them.
Please accept this basket of assorted silly hats as a welcoming present.
(You picked a hell of a time to show up...)
Anyway, have a Mary Poppins Carpetbag and a hearty welcome!
Welcome, new friend!
Have a piece of Convenient Wooden Furniture™. Should you be attacked by vampires, it will break during the fight into just enough wooden stakes to slay them all.
It's shiny [i]and[/i] pointy! That's like the perfect combination!
Can I stab things with it? :-o
Most likely! It would probably work better slipped in someone's shoe, though.
*sighs* My apologies for using BBCode instead of HTML. Shoulda hit 'preview' first...
Surprisingly, it was still possible to poke first.
Do you require links to variety of topics of interest (such as missions in the division Doctor Who/Torchwood) or have you found your way around the ppc wiki already?
*is poked* Gah!
I think I'm finding my way around the PPC wiki all right. :) Thanks!
I remember you! I've seen you around various of Laburnum's writings before. I read Vengeance Quest a while back (can't any more, I can't access FF.net) and totally
Welcome to the Board! I hereby present you with a welcoming gift of a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. May they come in handy.
Actually, I have all my writings with Riala in them at this website:
http://www.dreamofhorn.com/riala/stories.html
None of them link to FF.net, I don't think.
Yay random shiny object! Grackle likes shinies. :D
Have a pet cat. You may name her whatever you wish.
So, are you into new Who or old? (Or both.)
Hey, Miw is a cool name. =D
Ah, I see. I would recommend old!Who as soon as you can get hold of some - most older episodes are great!
My favourite new Doctor is Matt Smith - fave companion's Martha. Rose gets on my nerves too.
I do adore Matt Smith. Tennant grew on me eventually, but it took a full season; I liked Matt Smith within the first couple episodes.
Martha kind of bored me, sad to say.
Oh, I can get ahold of old!Who anytime - my roommates are obsessed with Doctor Who and have every episode ever available on the household server. I just need to finish new!Who and maybe the rest of Torchwood first. Is plan. *nodnod*
Have a Dalek Tommy gun (like the ones in Daleks in Manhattan)...
Whee, WEAPONS! Bwahahah.
Have a Random Sue Execution Gun. You will face one sometime, so better have a good... er, a weapon to kill them.
Oooo. Is it a handgun or a rifle?
I may need to acquire sharp pointy objects for such purposes as well. Like a spear.
As written in the Wiki, it has the shape of a small pistol but morphs itself to another weapon when aimed at a Sue.
Feel free to use it in mission if you get Permission. It's one invention of mine, and I would be glad to see some use from other Agents.
Don't feed it Sues, just Generic Meat would do.