Subject: Let's make it official
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Posted on: 2010-08-29 10:07:00 UTC

It's been a year of hiatus. I guess in the interim nothing much changed; the "See Sue. Hunt Sue. Kill Sue" ethos remained. I've just had a conversation in the Lounge wherein someone asked me, in all honesty and no pisstaking, what the DBS is.

What's the DBS? The source of more missions than all of you, save Indemaat, who is a sporking machine unto herself, managed to produce in a year. And for all the DBS was your most prolific department, you never even made it known that such a department existed.

Sue slaying, that's all we'll do, and that's all we'll be known for, and that's all newbies will learn.

D'you know, I still feel bad that I never read TOS? D'you know why I didn't? For one it was full of Sues. I know most of you care about that stuff, and fair play to you, but not all of us are masochistic enough to go reading the OC categories on ff.net. I couldn't give a crap about Sues if I tried. I read slash. Sues don't really figure at all, ever.

And the other reason is the punctuation. The grammar. The spelling! It needed a damned beta. I recently came across a wiki page pointing people to Miss Cam when they bitch about not being native speakers. Am I the only person who's noticed Miss Cam NEEDS A BETA? There are flagrant abuses of syntax left, right and centre. Everywhere there's someone people hold up as a paragon of good English, and everywhere they need a BETA. We betas are not just here for shits and giggles! And yet no one feels they need our services, once their crappily punctuated and ungrammatical work has achieved the legendary status.

That's not enough, alone, to send me packing. But that plus the ethos plus, really, the way no one even noticed when Trojie and I stopped writing for months... And even when we are around, people only remember the DBS halfheartedly, when they're reminded. ... it. We put a lot of work into it. A lot of work and a lot of thought and a lot of time and a lot of effort. And a year after we stopped writing - and no one here even noticed - people don't even know what the DBS is.

... that shit.

Our missions stand and can be part of your canon, but I'm out.

So. I'll be back when the majority of you have grown up, and got lives, and left this place, and been replaced by a new generation of kids. I hope some of you will, in the meantime, read some DBS missions, realise what the DBS is, and enjoy them.

Later, peeps.

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