The ultimate horror

+++ !!!!! +++ by Tawaki on 2010-08-25 13:41:00 UTC Reply

Trees and Orcses, Precious » by Leaviel reviews
IT HAS BEEN RAISED FROM THE DEAD! Yeah, so it was originally script, and I reformatted it. Gollum and Treebeard fall in love. Yes, I know I'm strange.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-14-05 - Gollum & Treebeard

My comment: I sporked this on Deleterius a long time ago, but had forgotten just how inane it was.

I'm just going to sigh and hide in a nice, safe goodfic. (nm) by Sedri on 2010-08-26 01:45:00 UTC Reply
Zie fails in the first paragraph... by BattleHamster on 2010-08-25 17:45:00 UTC Reply

... by calling Gollum a "schizo." Schizophrenia is not DID, damn it! I should know.
Re: +++ !!!!! +++ by Sister-to-the-Queen on 2010-08-25 16:54:00 UTC Reply

Oh, brilliant. My brain just switched off in self-defense. I don't think NSFB can possibly get any worse than this!

Hold on. Yes, it can.

If you are familiar with either Stargate: SG1 or Bioshock, and if you're prepared to face it, I'll post you a link to a story that proves it.

(As if you needed proof.)

The ultimate horror by Sister-to-the-Queen on 2010-08-25 17:38:00 UTC Reply

I would like to apologize for a piece of misinformation I appear to have given you. The fic I was referring to is called "big daddy" and the summary contained the word "Bioshock", hence the mistake.

Also. For the love of everything holy, DO NOT let me post this link! I've just finished reading this fic, and it is, without a doubt, the stupidest thing I have ever read in my entire life. Even the lamest, most Sueish Legomance out there is better than this. I MEAN it. This is the very definition of NSFB. Be smarter than I was. Don't go into it.
I would like a link, pretty please by DL_Blanca on 2010-08-25 17:20:00 UTC Reply

The SG-1, specifically. (I know, I should be careful what I wish for...call me masochistic)

Sure? by Sister-to-the-Queen on 2010-08-25 17:39:00 UTC Reply

Are you sure? Have you seen my "Ultimate Horror" post in this same thread?

I am sure. by DL_Blanca on 2010-08-25 17:48:00 UTC Reply

I survived My Immortal and the likes of it. I can take anything. (Might need Bleeproduct later, but will survive)

Okay by Sister-to-the-Queen on 2010-08-25 17:57:00 UTC Reply

Okay honey, just don't blame me when (not if) this fic causes you to shove sporks in your eyes, OD on Bleepulan Ale and cuddle a facehugger.

[a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5811783/1/bbigbbdaddy_b"] big daddy [/a>]

Re: Okay by Anonymous on 2010-08-25 18:01:00 UTC Reply

Oh crap, I messed up the link. Here, lemme try again.

big daddy

Never mind, I got it the first time around ;-) BRB to report (nm by DL_Blanca on 2010-08-25 18:07:00 UTC Reply

Still there? by Sister-to-the-Queen on 2010-08-25 19:09:00 UTC Reply

Still busy reading, eh? Weird, I...

Oh my God, I've killed someone with badfic.

+++ERROR+++ +++INSERT CHEESE+++ by DL_Blanca on 2010-08-25 19:17:00 UTC Reply

Uuuuurghhhh...that was bad. Also made me want to leave a review saying: "Please do not forget your medication. If you don't have medication, get some prescribed."
Someone should ban the kid from his computer - forever.

What have I done? by Sister-to-the-Queen on 2010-08-25 20:05:00 UTC Reply

You're telling me! Can you believe the spaced-out nutjob (he's got to be constantly high on something) actually posted 44 stories on ff.net? One of them even desecrates xenomorphs! I am so gonna put this story on the Unclaimed Badfic page.

By the way, would you feel better if I put up some links to goodfic? We may not have the same fandoms, but still, goodfic is good.

Goodfic would be appreciated :-) by DL_Blanca on 2010-08-25 20:15:00 UTC Reply

WHAT? 44? I didn't look at his profile, mind you, 'cause I shut the page down as soon as I was finished reading (and found out that I am not allowed to review it).

But...44? How in everything that is holy can the admins of ff.net NOT pick up on something THAT BAD in so many stories?

Yup by Sister-to-the-Queen on 2010-08-25 21:07:00 UTC Reply

Mm-hmm, 44. How can they NOT pick it up? Do we really want to know?

About that goodfic. I can, obviously, only judge fics about things I know, so... what floats your boat? Oblivion, Morrowind, xenomorphs, Jane Eyre, Phantom of the Opera, Bioshock (the game), F.E.A.R., Prince of Persia?

Of these...Jane Eyre, Phantom and Prince of Persia (nm) by DL_Blanca on 2010-08-25 21:11:00 UTC Reply

Some goodfic by Sister-to-the-Queen on 2010-08-25 22:53:00 UTC Reply

Okay, here goes.

Seeing Jane (Jane Eyre)

Babylon (Prince of Persia)

Who Needs Erik? (Phantom of the Opera)

Warning: 'Babylon' will contain spoilers if you have not yet played 'The Two Thrones'.

PS by Sister-to-the-Queen on 2010-08-25 23:02:00 UTC Reply

PS: I apologize if you have already read some or all of these fics.