Subject: Okay
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Posted on: 2010-08-25 17:57:00 UTC
Okay honey, just don't blame me when (not if) this fic causes you to shove sporks in your eyes, OD on Bleepulan Ale and cuddle a facehugger.
[a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5811783/1/bbigbbdaddy_b"] big daddy [/a>]
Trees and Orcses, Precious » by Leaviel reviews
IT HAS BEEN RAISED FROM THE DEAD! Yeah, so it was originally script, and I reformatted it. Gollum and Treebeard fall in love. Yes, I know I'm strange.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-14-05 - Gollum & Treebeard
My comment: I sporked this on Deleterius a long time ago, but had forgotten just how inane it was.
... by calling Gollum a "schizo." Schizophrenia is not DID, damn it! I should know.
Oh, brilliant. My brain just switched off in self-defense. I don't think NSFB can possibly get any worse than this!
Hold on. Yes, it can.
If you are familiar with either Stargate: SG1 or Bioshock, and if you're prepared to face it, I'll post you a link to a story that proves it.
(As if you needed proof.)
I would like to apologize for a piece of misinformation I appear to have given you. The fic I was referring to is called "big daddy" and the summary contained the word "Bioshock", hence the mistake.
Also. For the love of everything holy, DO NOT let me post this link! I've just finished reading this fic, and it is, without a doubt, the stupidest thing I have ever read in my entire life. Even the lamest, most Sueish Legomance out there is better than this. I MEAN it. This is the very definition of NSFB. Be smarter than I was. Don't go into it.
The SG-1, specifically. (I know, I should be careful what I wish for...call me masochistic)
Are you sure? Have you seen my "Ultimate Horror" post in this same thread?
I survived My Immortal and the likes of it. I can take anything. (Might need Bleeproduct later, but will survive)
Okay honey, just don't blame me when (not if) this fic causes you to shove sporks in your eyes, OD on Bleepulan Ale and cuddle a facehugger.
[a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5811783/1/bbigbbdaddy_b"] big daddy [/a>]
Oh crap, I messed up the link. Here, lemme try again.
big daddy
Still busy reading, eh? Weird, I...
Oh my God, I've killed someone with badfic.
Uuuuurghhhh...that was bad. Also made me want to leave a review saying: "Please do not forget your medication. If you don't have medication, get some prescribed."
Someone should ban the kid from his computer - forever.
You're telling me! Can you believe the spaced-out nutjob (he's got to be constantly high on something) actually posted 44 stories on ff.net? One of them even desecrates xenomorphs! I am so gonna put this story on the Unclaimed Badfic page.
By the way, would you feel better if I put up some links to goodfic? We may not have the same fandoms, but still, goodfic is good.
WHAT? 44? I didn't look at his profile, mind you, 'cause I shut the page down as soon as I was finished reading (and found out that I am not allowed to review it).
But...44? How in everything that is holy can the admins of ff.net NOT pick up on something THAT BAD in so many stories?
Mm-hmm, 44. How can they NOT pick it up? Do we really want to know?
About that goodfic. I can, obviously, only judge fics about things I know, so... what floats your boat? Oblivion, Morrowind, xenomorphs, Jane Eyre, Phantom of the Opera, Bioshock (the game), F.E.A.R., Prince of Persia?
Okay, here goes.
Seeing Jane (Jane Eyre)
Babylon (Prince of Persia)
Who Needs Erik? (Phantom of the Opera)
Warning: 'Babylon' will contain spoilers if you have not yet played 'The Two Thrones'.