Subject: I think bursting eardrums is pretty possible...
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Posted on: 2010-08-28 05:18:00 UTC
And if you manage to turn up the power enough you might be able to liquefy brains...
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I guess I should alert Newbieness. by
on 2010-08-22 22:55:00 UTC
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Hello! I'm a newbie here even if I found this place a few days ago (the great god Athe only knows how). I think I'll have fun here, but waiting a month for permission might be hard for me.
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Have a Lioness! by
on 2010-08-25 11:45:00 UTC
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Dont feed her Sues.
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I know how bad of a stomachache they can cause, so I wont/ (nm) by
on 2010-08-25 14:02:00 UTC
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Welcome! by
on 2010-08-24 19:06:00 UTC
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Have a sonic screwdriver and a bag of jelly babies, please use responsibly. ^^,
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What does the screwdriver do? (nm) by
on 2010-08-24 21:02:00 UTC
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It's a screwdriver silly! But sonic! by
on 2010-08-27 22:24:00 UTC
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Which means should you ever fall foul of the urge to assemble flat pack furniture at midnight, you'll be covered. But it's also multifunctional, so I refer you to this article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_screwdriver
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I will find a way to painfully kill Sue's with it! (nm) by
on 2010-08-27 23:28:00 UTC
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I think bursting eardrums is pretty possible... by
on 2010-08-28 05:18:00 UTC
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And if you manage to turn up the power enough you might be able to liquefy brains...
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The best kind of brain, melted! (nm) by
on 2010-08-28 12:04:00 UTC
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Athe? Sounds cool, but ? (nm) by
on 2010-08-24 00:54:00 UTC
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It's a play on Atheism (nm) by
on 2010-08-24 00:56:00 UTC
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Oh okay (nm) by
on 2010-08-24 01:14:00 UTC
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Welcome. Here's a tall ship. by
on 2010-08-23 18:41:00 UTC
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Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQs. -
Welcome by
on 2010-08-23 17:42:00 UTC
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Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.
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Hello there! by
on 2010-08-23 14:47:00 UTC
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Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
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Welcome, welcome! by
on 2010-08-23 12:55:00 UTC
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Don't worry, the month I waited for Permission was the longest month of my entire life. That was April. I still haven't posted my first mission yet.
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Good to have you a-Board! by
on 2010-08-23 04:19:00 UTC
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Welcome, new friend!
In honor of your lunar username, have a crescent moon, a full moon, a harvest moon, a bad moon (it's on the rise), a blood moon, Sailor Moon, a moon-shaped Lucky Charms marshmallow, the moon with the ridiculous face from that one Legend of Zelda game, and Remus Lupin. -
Greetings! by
on 2010-08-23 02:16:00 UTC
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Please accept this perfectly ordinary and not at all suspicious fob watch as a welcoming present.
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First Poke! (and LINKS) by
on 2010-08-23 00:45:00 UTC
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Welcome! It's lovely to meet you. As an apology for the bruises that poke will have left you with, I give you a fruit bat and a yoyo. Treasure them always.
The month-long wait is often painful, and I'd apologise for it except that it works; I'm sure you'll manage. In the meantime, might I ask what fandoms you like?
Also, in case you haven't seen it on other greet-the-newbie posts yet, here is The List Of Links, which are the lot of 'Go Read This Now Please' urls that we throw out often since they actually do give Useful Information. In relative order of sensible-reading-ness, they are:
* The Original PPC Series, which we assume you've already read.
* The List of Killed Badfic, which will direct you to a large number of non-Original PPC Missions.
The Board:
* The Board Constitution
* The FAQ: For the Board
The Wiki:
* We have our very own PPC Wiki
* The very-important-to-read-before-requesting-Permission Permission article
* Our Guide To The PPC
* The Mission Writing Guide
* The Slash-Sporking Guide
* The FAQ: For Newbies.
When you are ready to edit the wiki, make sure to read Neshomeh's excellent editing tutorial.
And finally, but very usefully,
* The List of Everything PPC -
First plover! (nm) by
on 2010-08-23 00:12:00 UTC
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Thank you! by
on 2010-08-23 16:49:00 UTC
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I would like to thank you all for various moon objects, the kitten (whom I shall name her Maomao), the fob(?), the fruit bat (who's mane is now Stellaluna), the plover and the yoyo. I shall protect these gifts with my life.
I am a proud member of the following fandoms: Fullmetal alchemist, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, The Hobbit (didn't read LoTR), and some other books that I've forgotten.