Dont feed her Sues.

Have a sonic screwdriver and a bag of jelly babies, please use responsibly. ^^,

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQs.

Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use IRresponsibly!

Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!

Don't worry, the month I waited for Permission was the longest month of my entire life. That was April. I still haven't posted my first mission yet.

Have a pet cat. You may name her whatever you wish.

Welcome, new friend!

In honor of your lunar username, have a crescent moon, a full moon, a harvest moon, a bad moon (it's on the rise), a blood moon, Sailor Moon, a moon-shaped Lucky Charms marshmallow, the moon with the ridiculous face from that one Legend of Zelda game, and Remus Lupin.

Please accept this perfectly ordinary and not at all suspicious fob watch as a welcoming present.

Welcome! It's lovely to meet you. As an apology for the bruises that poke will have left you with, I give you a fruit bat and a yoyo. Treasure them always.

The month-long wait is often painful, and I'd apologise for it except that it works; I'm sure you'll manage. In the meantime, might I ask what fandoms you like?


Also, in case you haven't seen it on other greet-the-newbie posts yet, here is The List Of Links, which are the lot of 'Go Read This Now Please' urls that we throw out often since they actually do give Useful Information. In relative order of sensible-reading-ness, they are:

* The Original PPC Series, which we assume you've already read.
* The List of Killed Badfic, which will direct you to a large number of non-Original PPC Missions.

The Board:
* The Board Constitution
* The FAQ: For the Board

The Wiki:
* We have our very own PPC Wiki
* The very-important-to-read-before-requesting-Permission Permission article
* Our Guide To The PPC
* The Mission Writing Guide
* The Slash-Sporking Guide
* The FAQ: For Newbies.
When you are ready to edit the wiki, make sure to read Neshomeh's excellent editing tutorial.

And finally, but very usefully,
* The List of Everything PPC