Glad you decided to join! I wasn't sure if you'd end up liking the PPC, or just thinking I was crazy, so I was quite relieved (and excited) when you said it was awesome and proceeded to dissect a badfic with me :)

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some Swiss Bleepolate and a tribble (I have a few too many of them from when Hermione started throwing them around at my Permission Granted party), as well as a bottled Fallen Angel!Mary Sue's Grace (no idea what it'll do, but it could power some interesting experiments, don't you think? Be careful, though, it's rather pink and sparkly, which never bodes well).

For anyone reading this who isn't the Engineer (I'm trying to find you a nickname, I'm not really sure what to go with yet), I (and you?) have him to thank for introducing me to Doctor Who (and therefore Torchwood as well) and the Avengers. (To be honest, he kept referencing DW, and I started watching it to find out what he was talking about. I ended up liking it, so I continued watching.) So...thanks, Time. (No, I like 'Engineer' better. 'Time' makes you sound like an anthropomorphic representation of time, which would be very interesting in HQ--and on missions, presumably in ESAS--but means it's not so great as a nickname).

So, again, welcome to the Board :) Glad to have you here.

~DawnFire

And here is a sprocket wrench, half a cosmic brownie, (I still wouldn't eat at the cafeteria if I were you,) seven green wires and a red one, and a pair of stainless-steel sporks.

Welcome aboard! I've just started watching Star Trek TOS (I'm on episode 10 of season one, so no spoilers!) and of course everyone's always happy to have another Sherlockian. I've been spending my morning looking at the fan theories on how he survived... so how do you think he survived?

Welcome, welcome! Sorry I'm a bit late ^^;

Looks like we share a few fandoms, though I don't think I can come near a level approaching expertise. But I like Doctor Who, TNG, Big Bang Theory, Torchwood and Quantum Leap too! (And I love cooking, if I can find hungry people that is!)

For your welcome gift I'm going to imitate Herr Wozzeck today, and give you some Chameleon Circuit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuJ5erEcoeI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IipsV2HTrn8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9ydSMj0Hk8
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxR3iJG8">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxR_3iJG8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OLYQJYHZQo

Hi, newbie! Welcome to the board! Hope you stick around a while.

You said you like cooking? How about some bleepolate! Because you will see badfic.....a lot of badfic....

Hello there! It seems that the one Trek fandom that I like most is the one fandom that you don't follow! No matter, Picard is a good captain as well! Other than Trek, it seems that we don't share any fandoms. Have you ever seen Stargate: Atlantis?

Either way, your newbie gift!
*rummages through bag of holding*
Here, have a Glite-painted replica of the Enterprise-D!

Greetings, new friend! For your present, a free ride through the Quantum Leap Accelerator!

(Finally, another QL fan!)

That will be extremely useful for you if you stick around.

Also, hi! Have a cookie!

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Tastes like improbability!

Anyway, welcome to the Board! You sound like you'll fit right in... here, have a free* Tiny Talking Sheldon keyring! And for only £1.99* extra, I'll throw in a matching Tiny Talking Spock keyring!

*postage and packaging not included

HimochiIsAwesome is not responsible for any insanity caused by Tiny Talking Sheldon, nor for any mistakes with the Tiny Talking Spock, as she has never actually seen anything from the continuum outside of Big Bang Theory episodes.
Not to be placed in or near to fire. Do not use while operating heavy machinery. Do not use while pregnant. Keep away from pets or children. Choking hazard. May contain peanuts. Side effects may include nausea, diarrhoea, migraines, insomnia or unexplained gender bending. Store in a cool, dry area out of direct sunlight.

Hmmm. Since you like DW (Eleventh Doctor's the best, right? Right? Right? Right!), that makes you automatically a wonderful person. (River Song's awesome, isn't she? Right? Right? Riiiiight?)We're happy to have you a-Board! Here, have a shiny thing.

(That's DW, Elementary, and Sherlock btw)

Your username is the most awesome thing ever. Hello, welcome, have some lemming repellent! You'll need it.

Well well well, a Sci-Fi fan I see. Quite the range of canons in the genra too, I'm impressed. Have you played Half-Life or Portal by any chance?

Before I continue much further, I have to ask you some questions:
1. Have you read the Original Series?
2. Have you read the constitution?
3. Do you intend to apply for permission to write in this universe after a month or more on the board? (If you do, I suggest the Department of Sufficiently Advanced Technology, considering your talents.)
4. How did you find us? (Personal curiosity, that's all)
5. Do you like bananas?

Now that's out of the way, I can give you your gift. Have a single dilithium crystal to use as you wish.

Welcome!

I hope you'll hang around much longer than I usually do, and if you don't, then at least come back before people forget you, unlike what I do.

As a gift, I'll give you a garlic garland, so you can use it for cooking or chasing away rats. Or pretty much anything with stronger sense of smell, if need arises.

Feel free to ask questions. You'll need to.

Welcome to the PPC! We love newbies here, so take off your shoes, leave your sanity at the door, and come right on in!

As a welcome gift, have some music by Pierre Boulez: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqpNZPOkQ1M

Hi! I'm quite the newbie too, but everyone's so nice here, so sometimes things like that are quite forgotten. It doesn't seem like we share any fandoms. At all.

Now, for a gift... Here, have this bag of shadows so you can lurk unseen when you're looking for things!

-Aila

Enjoy the discussions, provide your opinions, and read interesting stuffs that PPC has to offer.

I offer you a virtual Kepang horse for you to dance with. Don't dance too energetically though, you may get possessed by spirits, if you don't sprain your ankles first.